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Reality TV Cringe

21: Married At First Sight - Runaway Groom? (S16 E2)

Reality TV Cringe

Beatrice & Deelia

Comedy, Tv Reviews, Tv & Film

4.5611 Ratings

🗓️ 13 January 2023

⏱️ 66 minutes

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Summary

Bea and Dee have a down-home raccoon party as they dumpster dive into the all-fluff and no-stuff second episode of Married At First Sight, Season 16. Even though Lifetime gave us a 2 hour episode that could have been condensed down to 15 minutes, the girls still had a whole lot to say!

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0:00.0

So what are we talking about?

0:11.9

We're thinking about changing our podcast name a little bit.

0:15.3

Maybe because I was just telling Beatrice here that I had, you know, an idea when we cut for breaks, because we have ads. We're trying to be a little bit more organized to everybody. And professional. Yeah, we're just trying to keep it. I hate when you have ads. It just cut in all of a sudden, like you're in the middle of a compelling sentence. And then all of a sudden, you're some bullshit about a casino in Oklahoma. I'm like, what the fuck?

0:37.7

That makes absolutely no sense.

0:39.1

Let's be a little professional here.

0:40.4

Yeah.

0:41.7

So, and I was just talking about, like, ways we could cut in.

0:44.7

And I really want to highlight the fact that we are two fat raccoons at the bottom of a dumpster,

0:52.4

just rooting around trash pandas.

0:55.6

Oh, yeah.

0:55.9

And that dumpster is reality TV.

0:57.7

And we're just looking for the trash, the stinkiest.

1:00.0

Yes, honey.

1:00.7

The stinkiest, smelliest.

1:02.3

That's what...

1:03.7

I love it.

1:05.4

Make me fat.

1:06.7

Make me fat.

1:07.7

So we were talking about that.

1:09.0

And then you said, so smartly, that's why I like you. I am so totally. You said we should change our whole logo and branding to incorporate two fat raccoons in or on a dumpster. Why not? That's who we are. And I think that's genius. Yeah. And I think we should have like cat eye glasses. Yes.

1:28.0

And I should have like, I don't know, you should have a mullet, a record with a mullet. I can have the Tammy Faye Baker wig because that's true to form. Yes. That would be amazing. Let's do it. I'm going to design it. Are you really? Bitch? Yeah. Okay. well maybe maybe the next few thumbnails that we do, like not as the overall, like, all of the branding,

1:48.2

but maybe we'll just start to incorporate the raccoons into our branding.

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