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JUST SAYIN’ with Justin Martindale

21: Hung Like A Jury

JUST SAYIN’ with Justin Martindale

Justin Martindale

News, Stand-up, Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Entertainment News

4.32.2K Ratings

🗓️ 13 July 2022

⏱️ 75 minutes

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Summary

We're back. After two weeks in Jury Duty, Justin is back covering the hottest messes on the planet from the Emmy nominations and Brad Pitt's facial blindness to Armie Hammer becoming the Cayman Cannibal. PLUS why NOT farting could put you in a wheelchair. DO NOT MISS! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

What's up, everybody? Welcome to another episode of Just Saying with Justin Martin Dale. I'm Justin

0:16.8

Martin Dale and it is so good to be back with you. I feel like I haven't been here in two weeks

0:25.6

because I haven't been here in two weeks. John, how are you, buddy? I'm great. We missed you. Good.

0:31.6

You had a good trip. Yeah, we missed you. I know. You know why? I'm going to give you guys a

0:35.9

little tea right off the bat. We had Jody sweeten on two weeks ago and we actually extended our

0:44.4

interview because I had jury duty and at the time I was going through the process of possibly being

0:55.2

selected for jury duty and here I'm I went in going. There's not a chance in hell. There was 43

1:04.2

potential jurors for this trial. I was the last one, 43 and we did two days of like going through

1:14.4

and being like, you know, my name's so and so and this is what I do. It got to me and I was like,

1:20.1

I'm Justin Martin Dale and from the great state of California, I'm juror 43 and who gets picked?

1:29.0

I got picked but I didn't get picked because of my good cheekbones or highlighted hair. Oh no.

1:37.3

I was a third alternate which made it even more worse. It felt like a punch in the gut because

1:42.7

I was just like, God, I'm not even on the like jury. I'm alternate three in case, you know, three

1:51.1

people don't show up. And this trial was the trial of the century, not Johnny Depp or Amber

1:59.3

Heard. This this trial involved a hot topic. It involved. I mean, it was it was juicy. It was

2:09.8

steamy. It involved scrap metal. You heard me scrap metal. And it lasted for two weeks, weeks,

2:24.9

weeks, weeks, weeks. Yes, it was the most exhausting thing and I've never done jury duty and all

2:31.7

my friends are just like, oh, yeah, you got to say it's just like, I'm a crazy person and they let

2:36.1

you out and like, you know, cops are terrible and they'll let you out or whatever. Now, I wanted

2:41.7

to like stick through it, get the process, hopefully be dismissed. But after we were all picked,

2:49.0

the little gay fairy boy next to me and I say that because he was very like, you know, light,

2:55.1

skinny, twink, just curly hair, just very soft, a soft child of the earth. He like and I say

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