This is a headgum podcast.

This ain't that long term vision and investment.

This is time to get that cake, quaker to this sexton.

If you're about that, that's money sensation.

It's time to open up the ears to twin evasion.

What up? What up? What up? Welcome to the Twinnovation podcast. The podcast for all your schemes, dreams, misdemeans, cons, grifts. Any sort of scam, any kind of way you're making that money, we talk about it on this podcast. I'm your host, Baby Bear Mike Carnell.

As always, I'm joined by my oldest, weirdest, best friends, the Rosenberg twins. To my left, David Rosenberg. Howdy, folks. To my right, Jeffrey Rosenberg. Hey, Jeff's on his phone going through our text

thread because, guys, let's just get right into it it's the

bubba buffa beef of the weed this punk ass jeff made Dave and I leave work early just to get here

on time record guys you got let's make sure we're on time are you leaving work right now

are you going home before we record or you're going to come straight from the office? Good.

We got to be done by nine because I have a date.

And then you show up late?

No.

He showed up late.

On the text thread, you said, hey, the earliest I can get there is seven-ish.

Seven-ish.

I said I could be there by seven.

Either way, you should try and get there before us.

Yeah, but sevenish means. But you knew when we were leaving Midtown, I texted you,

and you should have fucking been here. I was showering. I was showering. You're too busy.

You're too busy steaming and soaking up in your bathroom. Yeah, I had to, I had to, got to look

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