21/3/2021 - ROOTIN' TOOTIN' Feat: DIRT CIVIL

General Banter Podcast

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4.8 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 21 March 2021

⏱️ 93 minutes

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This week - WEIGHT LOSS METHODS, FASHION, ROWING.
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The General Banter Podcast is a Comedy podcast hosted by Colin Geddis, Creator of Gedzilla Films, and contains ill-informed opinions on news stories, questions from listeners and of course banter.

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0:00.7	Do you enjoy working with people from different backgrounds and being part of a team doing
0:05.3	important work? The home office is recruiting engagement officers for our immigration removal
0:10.8	centre at Heathrow. You'll work with people in detention, conducting assessments,
0:16.7	including around vulnerability and well-being. Salaries start from £32,000, plus annual allowances
0:24.8	from £6,019 and a civil service pension averaging 27%. No experience required. Full training
0:34.4	is provided. Search home office jobs to find out more. You'd like to say your grannies weren't
0:41.3	sliders? Science. No, my granny was wearing high heels once. Oh, dangerous mistake. And she was
0:47.2	driving, you know, her partner's jag, which is super fancy at the time, and the shoe got caught
0:53.5	under the thing. No, what am I talking about? I'm telling two different stories.
0:58.7	No, this is actually two different stories. She one time got her foot stuck under it and it was
1:03.2	like spayed the movie where the accelerator was jammed on. And she just had the like fucking
1:08.6	keep going until it rounded a few or something. That was one story. That's it. That's like the most
1:13.4	anxious lap of all time. You're fucking hey. Was there no traffic lights in the
1:19.1	I don't know. I think she managed it like sort of that eventually, but the other story was she had a
1:22.9	flat tire in this jag. And by the way, this is this doesn't mean to talk about my wealthy family,
1:29.7	she might end it. But she got a flat tire in this, right? And she was like, oh, get to the garage
1:36.1	here and just kept rolling on this all this way. Yeah. And just fucked the whole way up and then
1:41.4	pulled into the thing like, can you fix it higher? And the guys like, there's no way left. And obviously
1:46.1	like, you know, the stock wheels for a jog. You can't just buy like any. You can buy any always,
1:50.9	but yeah, shit. So you have to get the proper jog ones because of fortune. Welcome to the
1:54.8	general bother podcast. My guests today are on 10, the darts of eight. We could have
2:03.2	this is like a start in a second podcast. We've talked so shite so far. Hey, I'm going to do a raid.
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