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🗓️ 14 November 2016
⏱️ 22 minutes
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0:00.0 | Hey folks, Ali Silva here. Um, how do I say this? I've been put on the spot to do this spot. |
0:08.2 | Our head writer, Silben Sandovar, was supposed to talk to you as a proud wearer of Mac Weldon, |
0:13.5 | underwear, socks, shirts, and other quality men's garments. But he got called away last minute |
0:18.9 | to guest DJ at a cuddle party. |
0:23.0 | Anyway, so he sent me in his place to recite this poem he's written for you. |
0:27.7 | He calls it an ode to Mac Weldon from an undercover lover. |
0:34.4 | Oh, Mac Weldon, how long and lonely was the search to finally find underwear that didn't |
0:40.1 | leave my—I'm not going to read this word—stuck in alert. Never did I think underwear such as this |
0:48.0 | could ever be mine. Premium fabrics with a smart and superior design? Aside from the comfort-giving boxers, I also recommend the |
0:56.6 | socks. I remember the day they first arrived in my mailbox. That's yet another thing that makes |
1:02.8 | Mac so fine. They make it so simple and easy to order online. And I was knocked out by their |
1:10.0 | new line of silver underwear. You see, I kid you not, |
1:13.9 | you wear them, and they stay stink-free. They're anti-microbial. Go on, take a sniff. No, |
1:20.1 | really, please, feel free to take a whiff. They still smell fresh. But really, I digress. |
1:26.2 | I just wanted to tell you, before I retire, go to macwellden.com |
1:30.4 | and enter promo code fire. You'll get 20% off, whatever you might desire. 20%. How could that be? |
1:38.0 | Like I said, enter promo code F-I-R-E. Go to Macwellden.com, and if you don't think it's the bomb, keep calm. You won't be |
1:47.1 | taken to task. If you're not satisfied, keep the pair. No questions asked. This is from your |
1:53.1 | friend Silben. I hope this poem helped you grow and learn. If not, what did you expect? Ode to |
1:59.3 | a Grecian urn? |
2:06.5 | The preceding attempt at poetry was brought to you by macwellden.com. |
2:15.1 | Remember fireside mystery theater listeners, you can help keep our content free, and get 20% off when you use the promo code fire. |
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