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What the fuck is happening people. Welcome to the General Bender podcast.

This is being recorded on a Monday that's going to be put on on Tuesday the 21st.

So, hey, it's Tuesday the 21st. We're all a day older. We don't even know it.

You know what I mean? I took the glasses off, the pido papers. They might go back on because I can't see

fuck all. And also, you know, sometimes, you know, I put them on and people go, oh, you look like a

pedophile and I go, ha ha, whatever, you know, and maybe the pied if I need glasses like this just to magnify you

know tiny decks but here I should start and restart this pocket but do you know

what you take the glasses off and then you're like

bro you haven't slept in fucking 13 weeks and that's absolutely a hundred percent true.

You know what I mean? I can't even see myself on the fucking monitor there and

people are texting me and it's my bank and I don't even want to look at that.

Okay? Normally what I do up front does the plug the gigs. We got gigs coming up today, you know, this is Tuesday, Tuesday okay and tomorrow we'll have

Lavries comedy club back at it and we you know what I mean you have you all your

autocies and all this shit and you enjoy yourself and you have a bunch of joly japes and then it's like

back to work back to the fucking gym you know what I mean you go in you fucking with your new

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