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Maybe you're traveling, like so many people are, setting records for travel.

I was talking about the armrest

dilemma like on a plane. If you're sitting in the middle seat, those are your armrests.

They are. Okay. They are. All right. And I asked people like, do you have any ideas like,

because I frequently am in the middle seat? Yes. And I don't want to be rude. And I also don't

want to touch people's arms, but I also need those armrest.

Why?

Why do you need them?

Just orthopedically, I feel like I need that.

Do you need them orthopedically, or is it just the idea these belong to me?

No, it's honest.

I feel like I need an armrest really bad.

I do.

I don't make fun of your physical whatever it hurts it hurts Jerry I'm sorry go ahead I'm sorry if I'm gonna if I'm gonna claim them but I

don't want to be mean about it right so people gave me ideas oh they did this is

exciting yeah um some aren't that great that great, but some are pretty good.

Deborah said, I should challenge people to rock paper, scissors for the armrest. I don't want to do that,

though, because they are my armrest, you're in the middle. Oh, my goodness, yes. So the other thing is,

somebody said, bring a label maker and then put a label that says center person's armrest on each one.

Maybe the seat number.

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