You can relax. That's the name of our podcast.

Hello, welcome to relax.

Good morning.

Good morning. Good afternoon.

Good evening.

Good evening and good night.

Whenever you are listening to this, good times.

I'm going to start the episode off with an apology because I am having a crazy allergy attack and yes I'm calling it an allergy

attack, Lovey. Okay. I'm not going to call it an illness. I'm not going to call it an illness. I'm not

getting sick. Oh yeah. We refuse. And it's causing me to sniffle and cough and sneeze and everything

in between. So hopefully we'll be able to edit all of

those sniffles out of this episode. But if we miss a few, apologies, sincerest apologies.

But you look cute, bespectacled with your little braids. I'm wearing this, okay, I'm a mess.

For the listener, Colleen is wearing a wig with braids. Not wearing a wig. I'm wearing a wig. I'm wearing braids. This is all I could manage to do with my hair, just get it out of my face to deal with children being sickish. Take a compliment. I can't. You're cute even when you're sick. And my glasses are because I can't wear makeup on my eyeballs because I rub it off because my eyes are swollen and itchy and teary. So yeah, anyway, apologies for any sniffles that might happen. We'll try to get rid of those, but they just might happen. Relax. I do have a relax today, but you already have a satchel in your lap. Yes, I got, I got gifts.

Gifts.

Gifts.

I got a gift. What is it? You got a gift for me? Yeah. What is it? You want to see? Mm-hmm. Here you go, lovey. I like the wrapping. Well, it's Etsy packaging. Oh, Etsy. Etsy's fancy. It looks like it's a shirt.

Queen of Farts. Isn't that great? That's a great shirt, love. I got to put this on. Got to. Queen of Farts. This is so nice. I love this. I just, I saw it. I'm going off screen to change my shirt. Sometimes I, I, uh, I see, you know, you, you, you, you love a t-shirt. What's your t-shirt say now? It's just buying. It's a cat anus. That's really good too. Um, but I saw this one and I was just like, oh, that's right up her alley. I got it like oversized in case I ever want to wear a t-shirt that says Queen of Farts.

Why wouldn't I want to wear a T-shirt? Yeah, of course I will at some point. And you know, you like a good jammy shirt. That is a large. I like it that they didn't, they didn't change the queen. It still says the queen. Queen of Farts. And it's wearing the queen's wearing sunglasses because you love wearing

sunglasses all the time. Queen of Farts.

I look that she's holding a flower. This is a great gift. Thank you.

You like it? I love it. Okay. I love it, love it. I'm just fixing our microphone is like

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