209 - The Black Coat
Welcome to Night Vale
Night Vale Presents
4.8 • 28.5K Ratings
🗓️ 1 June 2022
⏱️ 24 minutes
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Summary
The Distant Prince wears a golden coat and has always existed.
Weather: “Ultimatum” by Elle PF https://ellepfmusic.bandcamp.com/
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Written by Joseph Fink & Jeffrey Cranor.
Narrated by Cecil Baldwin. http://welcometonightvale.com
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| 0:00.0 | Welcome to Night Vale has some pretty dope merch. |
| 0:02.6 | Don't believe me? |
| 0:03.6 | Go to welcometonightvail.com and click on store. |
| 0:05.8 | You'll find all kinds of great t-shirts, leggings, blanket, stickers, posters, mugs, and |
| 0:09.6 | so on. |
| 0:10.6 | In fact, even if you've been to our merch store before, it's different now. |
| 0:14.2 | We're constantly taking down old things and putting up new things. |
| 0:17.4 | So if something looks pretty dope to you, get it soon because who knows if it'll be |
| 0:21.1 | there long. |
| 0:22.1 | Some new items we just got in. |
| 0:24.2 | A Night Vale Parks Department sweatshirt with a 5-eyed bear by Jessica Hayworth, a big |
| 0:28.7 | Rico's apron by Rob Wilson, a cat show poster by Ryan Astrada, a really great Night Vale |
| 0:34.4 | spider wolves baseball cap, and some super creepy but incredibly beautiful blankets and |
| 0:39.8 | beach towels also from Jessica Hayworth. |
| 0:42.3 | Plus we have dozens more dope things for you or someone you love. |
| 0:46.4 | Just go to welcometonightvail.com and click on store to see it all. |
| 0:52.5 | What's the difference between a horse and an attic? |
| 0:56.5 | What's the difference between an electric shaper and a driveway? |
| 1:00.6 | What's the difference between anything and anything? |
| 1:04.5 | Why won't anyone answer me? |
| 1:07.1 | Welcome to Night Vale. |
| 1:30.4 | Well we thought we had rid ourselves of him for good, but it seems the distant prince |
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