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Elis James and John Robins

#209 - Sheet Traffic, First Date Dave and Rent-a-Loo

Elis James and John Robins

BBC

Comedy

4.86K Ratings

🗓️ 29 April 2022

⏱️ 139 minutes

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Summary

Big plans were in place for today’s show, as it was set to be the last time that Johnny JR appeared on radio in his 30s. However, John felt the need to remind everyone that as the youngest member of the team he’s actually only in his mid-30s, and that he’s fine and we don’t need to make a big deal about his upcoming birthday. In a show full to the brim with hilarity and mirth the guys play the most difficult Made Up Game of all time, Elis reveals the most romantic thing he’s ever done, John drops some butter bombs and Producer Dave puts his creative pen to paper once more.

Transcript

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0:00.0

BBC Sounds, Music, Radio, Podcasts.

0:04.6

Hello everyone, welcome to the intro for the podcast of the L.S. James and John Robbins

0:10.0

show. We do hope you are okay. Just me, Dave and L.S. here in the studio vibing it really.

0:16.3

Yeah, it's weird because every time I look at the clock, because we're now with the new and

0:20.9

improved time of two until four, I look at the clock and see that it's 116 and feel that we should

0:25.8

be on air. So I'm still, it's a bit like when you come back from a holiday in a different

0:30.4

time zone, it's taken me time to adjust. But I'm, I'm, I'm left in the new time zone. What do you think,

0:35.6

Dave? This is a very boring conversation. Yeah, it is. Sorry, how did this happen?

0:42.9

I don't know. I'm just really tired. So essentially like the equivalent of your mum going,

0:46.8

it doesn't feel like a sundown. I haven't slept properly for days. Why, what's up?

0:52.8

Because I was making a, I was filming some Indian wheels and the hotel was too hot.

0:57.6

Now that you never sleep as well in a hotel, you really don't. To the extent it's a

1:00.9

car. I do. Do you? Better. It's so boring. I'm thinking of taking my own pillows to

1:05.5

hotels now. Yes, I don't mind that. It's too hard. They're too hard and they're too big and

1:10.7

and your head is either too high up. And they took the flat. They took the dovasing too tight,

1:16.4

don't they? And you could just unrufflet all, but then you kind of feel rude that you're

1:20.0

undoing their hard work. Dave, the amount of absolute crime scenes that hotel cleaners must walk

1:27.1

into. I'm not sure. I'm not sure an untucked sheet is going to really knock them off there.

1:34.3

It's so clean. It's so clean out of hotels. These are untucked sheet things.

1:38.4

Thanks mate. No, but you know what my cysteine chapel. They're so firmly tucked under and you've

1:43.6

really got, you've really got, you've really got, you've really got a job. You know what I mean?

1:47.4

You've really got a job. And then you start to feel rude because it's so firmly tucked.

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