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Jack Slack, it's the Jack Slack Silly Bullocks Review, and we got some silly bollocks to talk about from the weekend.

Classic UFC event descends into farce following eye pokes.

How many times have you heard that headline before?

We're back to the old gloves gloves and we're poking eyes again. Even though the new gloves didn't do much to, I mean, it was

never their stated goal to reduce eye pokes, but that was always the suspicion that they were

intended to. But because Big John didn't like and Big John Jones, we had to go back to the regular gloves.

And also because they were ruining the knockout rate.

One of those things where you don't have empirical evidence of why they might be ruining the knockout rate,

and it might be entirely coincidence.

But you're running a sport that thrives on knockouts.

So you don't want to waste any time

working out why the knockout rate's going down, you just want to get those gloves off.

But yes, Henry Sehudo versus Song Yadong was a decent fight.

It was getting cooking.

And then Song Yidong thrust his fingers into Henry Sohudo's skull through the eyes.

Henry Suhudo took his full five-minute rest and was bleeding from the eyeball.

Jason Herzog said they needed to start round four in order to have the previous,

to have more than half the rounds on the record to render a technical decision.

So Henry Sudo has to continue. And Sogidong had not been spaying his fingers and pointing them at Henry's eyes

at any point up to that moment in the fight when his fingers went in the eyes the first time,

comes out after the break with his arm out and his fingers just flared at Henry's face.

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