hold on our secret weapon. We got Obama coming in for the endorsement. This man is never allowed

to retire. Like, we can't get it together that we keep calling Obama. Like, Obama got called

for a governor of New Jersey race. And I was like, this poor guy, where they were like, we need

Obama at the rally. Like, the man literally can't retire. Like, George Bush got to retire and just go practice painting. Like, he always just wanted to be a painter. It's like his dad made him fucking run for president. And he gets to retire and just focus on his painting. And his painting has vastly improved, by the way. Can I just say that?

I know.

I know.

A lot of people don't like George Bush, but he really did become a pretty good painter.

Oh, hey everybody.

Welcome to two stand-up gals.

I am Teresa DeGatano.

And I'm Erica Spiro.

How's everyone doing this week?

I'm just going to go ahead and answer that.

We're doing good.

We are coming off.

This was Halloween weekend here in New York City. So just a heads up. My Mona Lisa, Mona Teresa costume has been retired for the season. So I did dress up like that. And I couldn't bartended it. But so I just posed throughout the bar at different times. So that was fun. That was a fun little Halloween. Halloween is a shit show. Can I just say it is, it's just messy. Like all of a sudden you're bartending. There's a scary man in a mask just sitting at the bar. And you're like, I can't even see you. Like it's just, it's a very weird. I don't know. I almost think people who really like Halloween are a little strange. Can I say that?

Interesting. Okay, what level do you mean of really liking in terms of dressing up? Or do you mean like women that refer to themselves as like, I'm a little bit of a witch? Like what are you talking about? Do you know what I mean? Because like those people aren't necessarily super into Halloween that's like that's a lifestyle that's a lifestyle now I like a Halloween costume don't

get me wrong but it is funny when maybe I listen maybe I lean towards like a simple costume that

you can take on and off and then you got the person who like puts two hours into face paint

with like blood coming out of their mouth.

Like that's a whole other level of Halloween that I didn't grow up with. My mom was like, hold on, let's get you a sheet. You're a shepherd. Like what can we do? You know what it is? I'm just not into actually scary things. So when someone has a genuinely scaredy costume, that just freaks me out.

Where I'm like, oh, I can't really look at you.

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