208-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

Tom Segura

Comedy, Relationships, Society & Culture, Tv & Film, Comedy Interviews

4.7 • 23.4K Ratings

🗓️ 26 March 2014

⏱️ 66 minutes

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Summary

FART. That's one of many different noises you will hear on this episode. We really cover all the bases, YKWIS? Yes, there's a new champ in the You Know What I'm Sayin circle and it is GLORIOUS! Tina and Tommy both have Brown issues - You've been warned. Is or isn't the man we both see homeless? The Jeans are DIVIDED. Plus Jerry Lewis is still obnoxious and we have a first hand account from comedian and writer Megan Beth Koester (@bornferal). It's ridiculous and hilarious. Pull your pants up. BIKES!!!!

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0:00.0	Part of enjoying life is to make the most out of everything that you do.
0:06.0	You see lions out in the serendetti when they stake out their territory, you know, what's it?
0:10.0	Sure. They're sent. That's what I do.
0:13.0	Anytime I start blowing farts, you know, 30 minutes later I'll be dropping one in.
0:17.0	Did you just fart? Did you just fart your hand?
0:20.0	This was a real squirt or drop my loan. Just chill and take a dump.
0:24.0	He's the Oprah of shitting.
0:26.0	Absolutely. Kind of the doctor eyes of the radio network.
0:30.0	You know the wipes people use to clean like their countertops, industrial strength.
0:34.0	Always use the handicaps.
0:36.0	Hard to hold your cheeks together when you're walking down stairs.
0:38.0	The cheeks don't stay closed on the butt.
0:40.0	The toilet seat covers work great. It did the job.
0:43.0	Give me great advice on how to wipe.
0:46.0	If you wipe too hard, like I used to get thingy worries.
0:49.0	You need to wipe down. Wipe down. Wipe down.
0:53.0	There you go, jeans. That's the man, huh?
0:57.0	I really miss that guy.
1:00.0	Top dog.
1:01.0	Where has he been all my life?
1:04.0	He's been around.
1:06.0	Fucking love that man.
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