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🗓️ 6 July 2021
⏱️ 52 minutes
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It's the thrilling conclusion of the world's longest musical: TIME FOUNTAIN: FOUNTAIN OF TIME! Jensen and Catalina find themselves back in the land of trains (Montana) in 1985, but will their faces melt if they see their past selves?! Will Robert Smigel make good on his evil plans or will a new villain (Conan O'Brien) rise in his wake? And who doesn't love a caboose?!? Find out the answers to all of these burning questions and enjoy songs like "With a Mop!" "Am I a Minion?" and "HARVARD!" This adventure may be over but the adventure continues at offbookclubhouse.com ALSO: should we do this again?! Email us ideas/thoughts/questions at [email protected]
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0:00.0 | Welcome to the Woodbird Theater, we now present Off Book. |
0:08.0 | Off Book! |
0:10.0 | Off Book! |
0:12.0 | We've organized musical podcasts with Zach and Jess. |
0:18.0 | Welcome back to the thrilling conclusion of the world's longest improvised musical. |
0:24.0 | Come at us Guinness, it's the final chapter, chapter 6 of Time Fountain. |
0:30.0 | Fountain of Time! |
0:32.0 | We've traveled through eras, we've traveled through epochs, we've gone to regions and continents far flung. |
0:38.0 | What will happen now? |
0:40.0 | You don't know, but you're gonna find out. |
0:43.0 | And then we'll all know, but not until we know. |
0:45.0 | And not until we'll know at the same time. |
0:47.0 | We'll know at the same time. |
0:49.0 | I guess we'll know slightly before you because of publishing delays. |
0:52.0 | Sure. But let's all find out together. |
0:54.0 | No! |
0:58.0 | Oh, I can still taste the last remnants of cherry peach vanilla sprite ginger ale. |
1:04.0 | And I have the last, just the tinglings of a Seagrim's mango. |
1:10.0 | Sometimes less is more. |
1:13.0 | Yeah, honestly I was like, give it to me mango. |
1:17.0 | Give it to me mango. |
1:19.0 | It's a ton of mango in 1985, back here in our hometown. |
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