208: Skepticrat208 - Mitch's Brew Edition
The Skepticrat
Puzzle in a Thunderstorm, LLC
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🗓️ 11 September 2023
⏱️ 36 minutes
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Headline Sources:
GOP primary debate: https://www.politico.com/news/2023/08/23/first-republican-debate-highlights-00112617
Elon bought Twitter because it made his daughter hate him: https://www.express.co.uk/news/us/1810891/elon-musk-twitter-transgender-daughter-biography
Enrique Tarrio gets 22 years for seditious conspiracy: https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-66712589
Mitch McConnell Says He's Not Going Anywhere: https://www.huffpost.com/entry/mitch-mcconnell-health-freeze_n_64f8cdf4e4b0c9c32dede1e1
English townie reports yoga class as mass killing: https://www.cnn.com/2023/09/08/europe/yoga-confused-mass-murder-gbr-scli-intl/index.html
Japan launches lunar lander: https://www.reuters.com/technology/space/japan-launches-rocket-carrying-moon-lander-slim-after-three-delays-2023-09-06/
India lands one: https://www.reuters.com/world/india/india-counts-down-crucial-moon-landing-2023-08-23/
Russia fails spectacularly: https://www.cnn.com/2023/08/20/world/luna-25-spacecraft-moon-collision-intl
Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | It's Monday, September 11th. |
| 0:15.6 | And the word of the day is unfortunate. |
| 0:18.6 | Using a sentence, September 11th is one of the most common birthdays in the country, |
| 0:23.3 | and that's unfortunate for all those people. |
| 0:26.4 | And um, happy birthday, by the way. |
| 0:28.5 | Hey, but at least your friends and family will don't never forget. |
| 0:32.3 | Say, I don't want to say that joke crashed and burned, but not because that joke didn't crash and burned. |
| 0:36.5 | I'm no illusions. |
| 0:38.1 | I'm Eli Bosnick. |
| 0:39.3 | I'm Heath Henry and Broadcasting Delayed from America's Far Center. |
| 0:42.5 | We are the Skeptocrats. |
| 0:44.1 | On this week's episode, the Republican primary choice is none of the above. |
| 0:48.9 | We'll make it through a story about the moon's South Pole with no-ass jokes. |
| 0:52.5 | And Mitch McConnell runs out of dial-up hours again. |
| 0:56.5 | But first, the rest of the intro music. |
| 0:59.7 | Somebody jam a CD in there. |
| 1:17.2 | Joining me for headlines tonight are my fellow Skeptocrats, no illusions in Eli Bosnick. |
| 1:21.3 | Gentlemen, we're all back home after the pajama party in lovely Newark, New Jersey. |
| 1:26.9 | Any favorite moments other than the ones we talked about at the end of the live stream? |
| 1:31.3 | Uh, can I go with your idiot buddy from high school trying to impress our lovely Skeptical friend with his conspiracy theory bullshit? |
| 1:39.3 | About, about Whole Foods trying to steal our soul. |
| 1:43.3 | Have I told you how much of a puns you scheme the fad is and she's like, |
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