208: Skepticrat208 - Mitch's Brew Edition

The Skepticrat

Puzzle in a Thunderstorm, LLC

Government, News, Politics

4.8 • 2K Ratings

🗓️ 11 September 2023

⏱️ 36 minutes

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Summary

On this week's episode: The Republican primary choice is none of the above ... We make it through a story about the moon’s south pole with no ass jokes ... And Mitch McConnell runs out of dial-up hours again.

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Headline Sources:

GOP primary debate: https://www.politico.com/news/2023/08/23/first-republican-debate-highlights-00112617

Elon bought Twitter because it made his daughter hate him: https://www.express.co.uk/news/us/1810891/elon-musk-twitter-transgender-daughter-biography

Enrique Tarrio gets 22 years for seditious conspiracy: https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-66712589

Mitch McConnell Says He's Not Going Anywhere: https://www.huffpost.com/entry/mitch-mcconnell-health-freeze_n_64f8cdf4e4b0c9c32dede1e1

English townie reports yoga class as mass killing: https://www.cnn.com/2023/09/08/europe/yoga-confused-mass-murder-gbr-scli-intl/index.html

Japan launches lunar lander: https://www.reuters.com/technology/space/japan-launches-rocket-carrying-moon-lander-slim-after-three-delays-2023-09-06/
India lands one: https://www.reuters.com/world/india/india-counts-down-crucial-moon-landing-2023-08-23/
Russia fails spectacularly: https://www.cnn.com/2023/08/20/world/luna-25-spacecraft-moon-collision-intl

Transcript

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0:00.0	It's Monday, September 11th.
0:15.6	And the word of the day is unfortunate.
0:18.6	Using a sentence, September 11th is one of the most common birthdays in the country,
0:23.3	and that's unfortunate for all those people.
0:26.4	And um, happy birthday, by the way.
0:28.5	Hey, but at least your friends and family will don't never forget.
0:32.3	Say, I don't want to say that joke crashed and burned, but not because that joke didn't crash and burned.
0:36.5	I'm no illusions.
0:38.1	I'm Eli Bosnick.
0:39.3	I'm Heath Henry and Broadcasting Delayed from America's Far Center.
0:42.5	We are the Skeptocrats.
0:44.1	On this week's episode, the Republican primary choice is none of the above.
0:48.9	We'll make it through a story about the moon's South Pole with no-ass jokes.
0:52.5	And Mitch McConnell runs out of dial-up hours again.
0:56.5	But first, the rest of the intro music.
0:59.7	Somebody jam a CD in there.
1:17.2	Joining me for headlines tonight are my fellow Skeptocrats, no illusions in Eli Bosnick.
1:21.3	Gentlemen, we're all back home after the pajama party in lovely Newark, New Jersey.
1:26.9	Any favorite moments other than the ones we talked about at the end of the live stream?
1:31.3	Uh, can I go with your idiot buddy from high school trying to impress our lovely Skeptical friend with his conspiracy theory bullshit?
1:39.3	About, about Whole Foods trying to steal our soul.
1:43.3	Have I told you how much of a puns you scheme the fad is and she's like,
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