Okay, folks, you are listening to the latest episode, the latest chapter,

the latest amazing adventures from life on planet Porky with myself, the portmister,

and of course, the rock chick writer extraordinaire, Ms. Leslie and Jones. And Ms. Jones, I have to say I've had

tremendous amounts of feedback and response from people who can't believe that you were the

worst behaved pupil at your school. And I deliberately, by the way, when I inform people of that,

I deliberately didn't describe you as the naughtiest schoolgirl. Because of course, you know

what sort of image

that would have given to people who don't think straight? People have got very dirty minds,

is my opinion. Yeah, there's a world of difference between mischief and naughtiness in our modern

world, isn't there? Exactly. Yeah. And that's why I made it absolutely clear. It was all our

practical jokes and things. So, you know, you have a reputation to protect Miss Jones, and I'm here

to protect your reputation with you. Listen, talking about Miss Joneses, of course, there's a second

Miss Jones, and that's your great friend Liz Jones, who writes a brilliant column in You magazine

The Momentum Day. My heart wet for poor old Liz Jones last week. She brilliant column in U magazine, The Mailers Sunday.

My heart wet for poor old Liz Jones last week.

She's spent years trying to raise the perfect date with the perfect man,

and she's been through all the trials and tribulations of relationships and all that.

She ends up sitting in a hotel waiting for a guy who was coming to see her.

She's told herself up. She's dressed beautifully. and she gets a message saying he's not coming what is it about men

who can do that to a lady look you know i love liz i adore liz jones as you know i have forever

i think she's she's a very exciting, dynamic, clever woman.

I'm finding all this a little bit undignified. I'm beginning to cringe. She's a woman,

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