Okay, folks, you are listening to the latest episode, the latest adventure, the latest chapter from Planet Porky in the podcast, Life on Planet Porky.

Welcome and welcome, of course, to the Rock Chick Extraordinaire, Ms. Leslie and Jones.

Miss Jones, how are you this fine day?

Well, considering the weather, which is awful and quite depressing, I think, firing on all four here, Michael, thank you very much.

Yes, okay, that's good. I like a bit of cooler weather, actually, so I'm quite pleased about it.

I couldn't walk anywhere last week. It's too much easier to sleep as well, isn't it?

Yes, indeed. Much easier to sleep, indeed it is. Now, of course, we're all immersed in the football

at the moment. It was Father's Day yesterday, Leslie Ann, I saw of course he was one of Britain's most famous football reporters

of all time, so he would have been immersed in this competition now, and would he have been

following Wales? Well, absolutely. He would have followed all the games, of course. He sat there

glued to it, you know, but I think, um, look, whales held their

own yesterday, didn't they? They, they were lackluster, but they did what they had to do.

They've gone through. I think England, we talked about this, they were a bunch of six-year-olds

running around like headless chickens on the pitch there.

Shocking games. Shocking, yeah.

Very disappointing, don't you think?

Yeah, no, I do.

I think it was shocking, really, in the sense that I said England could have, should have won by three goals

because the quality of the squad itself is so much better than Scotland.

But you can't take anything away from Scotland.

They did brilliantly well. They stood there. They might get through now. Wales are through now.

So a lot of home country's excitement really to come. Yeah, I think the fact that the home teams,

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