So this is a new recording this is Mike Graham Kevin O'Sullivan surprise surprise

is not fucking here yet because he's running late today his excuses that his wife is

ill and apparently he had to do all the chores at home I don't know whether he's been mopping the floor

or doing the dishes or doing the washing or the laundry.

They be cutting the grass, feeding the fucking dog.

Who knows what he's been doing anyway all we know is whatever he

does is always fucking late doesn't seem to make any difference he'll be here

soon though he promised me to be here two, so he almost certainly won't be. the Welcome to the Thought Police with me Mike Graham and him Kevin O'Sullivan. Good to

to see you mate. You too. Very nice day out there. Not.

Fucking rains coming down. Can we just start off this week with why the

fuck you took my phone? Last Friday you were doing breakfast.

It was fucking innocent, mate.

You know you've already must have already had your phone with you and your phone isn't even looked

like mine.

You haven't even got a fucking iPhone.

And I was fucking going going I thought I'd

gone mad I was saying some Aaron right I go where's my phone is it outside

like yours then it would just a comparing like it's, it's got a different case, it's not an iPhone.

Anyway, I'm, for those of you who don't know, you know, in the business we're in, you need your phone all the time because you're looking stuff up, you know, you're reading tweeks, you're sending tweets, all of that.

And I thought, where's my phone con? I'm sure I had it. And I knew that I'd send out a tweet to say the show was on and I'm pretty sure I don't ever leave it on the desk outside. So I sent him outside.

I said, can you see him find my phone? And you sort of panic?

Yeah, yeah, you think, oh my God, I left it on the train.

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