208: Hermione's Healthy Dongoloid

Regular Features

Comedy

4.9 • 546 Ratings

🗓️ 15 September 2016

⏱️ 53 minutes

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Team Features is in rude health this week, by which we mean we went into a hospital and trumped on all the coma patients. Steve invents a solution for sex in the 22nd century, Joe releases the health records of the US presidential candidates, and Log presents his pilot's license or a pilot season or something. I can't remember. Come to our live shows! regularfeatur.es

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0:00.0	And I'll present to you episode 208 of the regular features podcast.
0:03.6	Is it 208 already?
0:04.8	Oh my God, we're raring through them, aren't we?
0:08.0	Yeah.
0:09.3	Facking.
0:10.1	Ah, this is a comedy pun time podcast, and it's got three people on it.
0:15.1	They, it's just the three people.
0:17.0	One of me is me, Steve Hogarty.
0:19.7	One of me is me, John Blythe. One of you is me, Scrabeils. Joe Scraveils. And it's good night from him. Yeah, so we're having a lot of fun already, aren't we? I'm just, you started the podcast just before I had to top up my drink, so I'm just going to top up my drink now. You can do that. So you can demonstrably hear how much fun we're having.
0:39.3	There you go.
0:40.3	Big jotter gin.
0:41.7	Oh, yes.
0:42.9	You know, I don't think I've mentioned it on previous podcast, but it's really hot.
0:47.6	It's warm beyond warm tonight.
0:50.9	It's the hottest.
0:51.8	What's a more severe form of the word warm?
0:55.0	Crazy.
0:57.0	Just really crampeting.
1:00.0	You shot quinine and other bits of tonic all over your chest, and now you've got a very nice sort of bib, like a cold bib that I really want to put my head on.
1:11.8	I'm wearing a wet t-shirt of my own creation after opening an excited bottle of tonic in Steve's room.
1:17.2	Spring break, Cancun!
1:19.7	But as everyone noticed, I did throw myself between the exploding bottle of tonic and Steve's technology pile.
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