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The Allusionist

208. Four Letter Words: Ffff

The Allusionist

Helen Zaltzman

Arts, Education, Words, Linguistics, History, Entertainment, Helen Zaltzman, Etymology, Society & Culture

4.73.8K Ratings

🗓️ 11 May 2025

⏱️ 44 minutes

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Summary

Welcome to four letter word season! We're kicking off with one of the most versatile words: it can be a noun, verb, punctuation, expostulation, full sentence on its own; it can be an intensifier, an insult and a compliment... and a Category A swear, which is why I've had to sanitise it for the title lest your pod app takes exception. And, of course, content note: this episode contains many category A swears, plus some sexual references.

Lexicographer and editor Jesse Sheidlower joins to talk about making four editions (so far) of The F Word, a history and dictionary of the multivalent F word. Find his work at jessesword.com.

Find out more about the episode and read the transcript at theallusionist.org/ffff (that's four Fs). 

Next up in Four Letter Word season: we revisit an even stronger swear.

The Allusionist live show Souvenirs is happening in Toronto on 1 June and Montréal 9 June! Get tickets via theallusionist.org/events.

To help fund this independent podcast, take yourself to theallusionist.org/donate and become a member of the Allusioverse. You get regular livestreams with me reading from my ever-expanding collection of reference books, inside scoops into the making of this show, and watchalong parties. And best of all, you get to bask in the company of your fellow Allusionauts in our delightful Discord community. 

This episode was produced by me, Helen Zaltzman, on the unceded ancestral and traditional territory of the xʷməθkʷəy̓əm (Musqueam), Sḵwx̱wú7mesh (Squamish), and səlilwətaɬ (Tsleil-Waututh) Nations, with music composed by Martin Austwick of palebirdmusic.com. Find @allusionistshow on Instagram, Facebook, YouTube and Bluesky.

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Transcript

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0:00.0

This is The Illusionist, in which I, Helen Zaltzman, wrestle with language in a paddling pool full of custard.

0:10.6

Which of us won?

0:12.0

Oh, listen.

0:13.5

When you're doused in wrestling custard, truly there are no winners.

0:18.4

The show is back after a break, so I guess this is the season premiere of season,

0:24.8

I don't know, 17, 55, of The Illusionist. It is definitely the start of a series about

0:31.7

four-letter words. This episode is about one of your favorites. It's multifunctional, emotionally versatile, a semantic Swiss army knife.

0:42.7

It even compels a reappearance of Zaltzman's first law of etymology.

0:47.9

And it is a category A swear.

0:50.6

So content note for that are some sex references.

0:55.4

There are live illusionist shows coming up very soon.

0:58.9

First of June 2025 in Toronto, 9th of June in Montreal.

1:03.4

Tickets are linked at theelusionist.org slash events.

1:07.1

For years, people have said to me,

1:08.4

I don't know if anyone's going to come to see you play in Montreal.

1:12.4

Here's your chance to prove all those people wrong, Montreal.

1:15.7

This live show is called Souvenirs.

1:18.3

It is a three-course banquet of stage entertainment,

1:21.5

including the very funny and poignant story of a friendship

1:25.5

wrecked by a tight face,

1:30.3

and a man from 900 years ago causing sweary tech problems in the present. And all of you who come get a bookmark

1:35.7

illustrated by me. And I'll be selling exclusive hand-drawn souvenirs, souvenir tea towels,

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