207: Why You Should Travel With Your Young Kids (Replay)
Don't Make Me Come Back There with Dustin & Melissa Nickerson
Dustin Nickerson
4.9 • 1.1K Ratings
🗓️ 6 July 2022
⏱️ 56 minutes
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Summary
Dustin and Mel are in the Frontseat to discuss an article (ok...it's maybe more of a listicle) about the benefits of traveling with young kids. Topics include getting too old for back flips, how long is an appropriate amount of time to spend looking at the Washington Monument, and why you have to save New York as the last stop on your east coast trip (no offense, Philly). Plus, Backseater emails!
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | Hey Backseaters, it's me, producer Stephen. |
| 0:02.0 | Dustin is still out on the seasonal headliner tour. |
| 0:04.0 | We are planning to record an episode for this week, |
| 0:06.0 | but some last minute travel changes meant |
| 0:08.0 | he had to leave town before he can record, |
| 0:10.0 | so we're going to run another classic episode from the vault. |
| 0:12.0 | This one about traveling with your young children. |
| 0:15.0 | And we're in the dead of summer, so everyone's out there going on vacation. |
| 0:18.0 | You're going to grandma's house. |
| 0:19.2 | You're going to grandpa's house because grandma and grandpa don't live together |
| 0:22.0 | anymore, unfortunately. |
| 0:23.3 | You're going to your Uncle Dave's house. |
| 0:25.0 | And Uncle Dave's house, I don't know, maybe it smells like, you know, you've ever been to someone's house |
| 0:29.4 | where it smells like they have exotic pets, but then you walk around, you don't see any. You you're like why does it smell like terrariums in here it |
| 0:34.9 | smells like you should have some sort of skinks or a banded lizard I'm smelling I'm smelling |
| 0:41.5 | I'm smelling lizard but I don't see no lizards in here man what's going on Dave but you gotta go travel to see him because Dave is family and so this episode is about traveling with young children and before we start the episode I do want to remind you just go |
| 0:53.2 | to doesn't nigginson.com for his upcoming shows. Coming up next he's got July |
| 0:58.4 | 6 and 7th at zainies in Chicago Illinois the 8th and the 9th, Rosemont, Illinois, the 13th of the punchline in San Francisco, |
| 1:05.8 | 14th and 60th Stand Up Live in Huntsville, Alabama, the 23rd at Zaines in Nashville, |
| 1:10.9 | the 29th and the 30th at Skyline Comedy Club in Appleton, Wisconsin, |
| 1:14.7 | and closing out the month at Stand Up Live in Phoenix, Arizona on July 31st. |
| 1:18.6 | But there's a lot more shows coming up. |
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