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The Joe Rogan Experience

#207 - Tom Segura, Christina Pazsitzky

The Joe Rogan Experience

Joe Rogan

Comedy

4.6228.6K Ratings

🗓️ 18 April 2012

⏱️ 169 minutes

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Joe sits down with Tom Segura and Christina Pazsitzky. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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that my theory is always it's probably not scientifically based whatsoever but my theory has always been that the things that are really hard to catch

0:07.1

Those are the ones that are like better for you and tasteier

0:10.9

Tastier better for you, you know, it's like fish fish are fucking really hard to

0:14.9

catch yeah yeah you know you know dear really hard to catch really good for you

0:18.9

you know dear really hard to catch really good for you big fat like those Japanese

0:22.6

fucking what are those what do they call those co fat like those Japanese COBEEFCOBEEF cows. Yeah, those fucking cows

0:27.3

They're not running from anybody you know what I'm saying? Yeah, that's why it's terrible for you

0:31.8

Terrible.

0:33.0

Tlates.

0:34.0

We're such assholes.

0:35.0

We've tricked animals to get like so obese that they're like on the verge of death.

0:40.0

They're just packing fat everywhere in all their muscle tissue

0:44.8

delicious what about fla fla fla fla fla fla

0:48.8

we're gonna stop having that in California we're done dude June. They're so stupid.

0:52.8

Birds are cunts ladies and gentlemen.

0:55.2

100% of all birds that have ever lived are cunts.

0:58.2

They don't give a fuck about you.

1:00.6

They really don't. No birds care about you. They don't care about

1:03.8

shit. They look cute when they have little babies and they're swimming together.

1:06.6

But the reality is you're going to eat them anyway. Why is it okay to eat them?

1:09.8

It's not okay to overfeed them. It's a a really quick process I've watched them do it

1:13.7

it literally only takes a couple seconds yeah with the tube yeah they take the

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