207: Shark Exorcist

God Awful Movies

Puzzle in a Thunderstorm, LLC

Comedy, Leisure, Tv & Film

4.8 • 2.7K Ratings

🗓️ 6 August 2019

⏱️ 88 minutes

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Summary

This week, we team up to review Shark Exorcist, a movie about a shark that isn't an exorcist, and an exorcist that isn't a shark.
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0:00.0	With easy jet flights to Europe from 32.991 way and package holidays from 309 pounds per person,
0:07.0	you're almost there. Waves gently lapping on sparkling sand.
0:11.5	The crunch of a fresh buttery quassant. Capuchino froth brushing your nose.
0:16.5	Wiggling your toes at the edge of the sea.
0:19.0	Book your summer getaway now at easyjet.com. Selected seats fly between 30 of May to 30 of September 23.
0:25.0	Based on two adults with seven nights, atle protected T-Sensei's apply.
0:30.0	Who doesn't want fried dough with sugar? It's the best.
0:35.0	I mean, I can get that without having to go to a sad ass.
0:39.0	Yeah, but it's not the same and gross.
0:41.0	Oh, oh, new game. It's fun. It's positive. I feel like you guys are tricking me into saying negative things now.
0:45.0	What's the new game? I have a new game. I have a new game.
0:47.0	We put Heath in worse and worse situations where there is funnel cake.
0:52.0	When he notices like he's in the death camps at Auschwitz, but there's funnel cake.
0:58.0	And he's like, what are you talking about? We got beds. We got funnel cake.
1:03.0	Everyone's looking really cut. That's all God.
1:07.0	Not awful. Movie. Movie. Movie.
1:12.0	Welcome back to the gamcast where each week we sample another selection from Christian cinema or Eli will release the photographs.
1:26.0	I'm your host Noah Luzon's and sitting 700 miles to my immediate leftism.
1:29.0	A good friend, Heath and right. Heath, welcome back. Thanks Noah.
1:33.0	So you know who wants to fuck a stuffed animal shark?
1:37.0	I do actually.
1:39.0	So lots of people don't be a bigot. That's the answer.
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