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Fake Doctors, Real Friends with Zach and Donald

207: My First Step

Fake Doctors, Real Friends with Zach and Donald

iHeartPodcasts

Tv Reviews, Tv & Film, Comedy

4.822.8K Ratings

🗓️ 12 June 2026

⏱️ 74 minutes

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Summary

On this week's episode, the crew becomes risk averse, and Dr. Cox tries to ignore his feelings for the new pharmaceutical sales rep. In the real world, Zach and Donald talk about their new adventures in video gaming, and Zach talks about his musical-themed Bar mitzvah.

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0:00.0

This is an I-Heart podcast. Guaranteed Human. I love the fact that you two went out and invested in better microphones because you knew you're going to be on the podcast. Yeah, both of y'all. Hey, Donald, speaking of recording well, Donald, you blew down a lot. We handled it already. We handled it. We handled it already. You're late. You're late. Tell Zach what the problem was, though. You sounded like shit. My housekeeper or my kids turned the volume all the way up to 10. Oh, okay. Yeah. I'm going to turn. Should I turn mine down too, Dan? That would help. Mine's at seven or eight. That sounds good. Also, Donald, if you're going to blow out doing an Oprah voice or just going full Donald,

0:40.4

back up.

0:41.5

Good advice right there.

0:42.7

Yeah.

0:43.2

Okay.

0:43.9

If you're doing one of your classic Donald moments that's going to make you go woozy,

0:48.9

you might want to just back up from the mic.

0:51.9

Listen, I'm in no mood to be.

0:58.5

What you're trying to get into a day of soon what you're trying to do let's get into the podcast how are you man i'm good i got a

1:05.9

little headache i think i um i think may have had one glass of wine too many that led to a what's called a headache, Donald.

1:15.4

Really?

1:16.2

I drank a little bit of beer last night and woke up with a little bit of a, it's gone now, but it was like a little bit of a stuffy nose, like a little bit of a runny nose.

1:26.4

When I drink a lot of hops or or wheat or whatever that is, I get a little bit of a runny nose, I've noticed. Well, when I drink a little bit too much wine, I get what's called a headache. That's because of the sugar, though. I know. You need to drink more water when you drink your wine. Of course you do, but I like it. Makes me happy. By the way, a lot of people were saying they do want to play the bingo game. I told you. I was wrong. I told you. So let's get some bingo cards from that. Oh, you know, it would be good, Joelle, if we could get that guy's thing and then have it be easily downloadable for people.

2:02.7

Oh, I could probably work on that. Yeah, so they can play along. We might need different bingo cards.

2:08.0

Yeah, we need different bingo cards. That's what I'm trying to tell you. Well, who's going to do all that

2:11.9

manual labor? Hi, fans. If you would like to make bingo cards and look at the Marlonicum available for free,

2:18.2

you would have our never-ending gratitude. We can't pay you, but we could, our gratitude and our love

2:24.3

and our respect and a shout out right here on the pod. I will shout out. Right. Not only that,

2:29.4

but if you live in the United States of America. We will ship to you.

2:35.7

Right, guys. So just, you know, if you're in the mood, if you got the time, make yourself a fake

2:40.5

doctor's real friends bingo card so everyone can play along.

2:43.9

And somehow, Joelle will figure out a way to make them available.

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