#207 | Musk v California, Biden v Obamagate, Weijia Jiang v Kung Flu Round 2
Matt Christiansen Live
Matt Christiansen
4.8 • 587 Ratings
🗓️ 18 May 2020
⏱️ 147 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Welcome to your sanity safe space. |
| 0:06.2 | Not a fucking issue. |
| 0:07.3 | With your favorite YouTube podcast duo. |
| 0:10.2 | You're fucking a white male! |
| 0:11.8 | And a white female too. |
| 0:14.0 | Saving the millennial generation in weekly installments. |
| 0:18.4 | Live from a castle tower and his mother's basement. This is Beauty and the Beta. |
| 0:26.9 | And we will make America great again. |
| 0:30.5 | Oh, bitch, you got coronavirus. |
| 0:33.4 | Out here in the fields, I fought for my meals. |
| 0:39.3 | When did this become flat in the curve, flatten the curve, flat in the curve, too, we have to find it here? |
| 0:44.3 | Imagine working for like a year, five years, ten years, two decades, grinding your fingers to the bone to build the business. |
| 0:50.3 | They're going to wake up whenever this thing ends, whenever the mayors say, oh, you can go back to work? |
| 0:55.1 | Work to what? |
| 0:55.9 | Your company is going to be out of business. |
| 1:01.0 | If you told me because of Corona, I lost Marcel, I had to go get a 9 to 5 and start fucking over, |
| 1:08.6 | I'd rather die at Corona. |
| 1:10.3 | Seriously, get the hell out of you. |
| 1:11.6 | There's risk. We're Americans. You have to take risks. If people want to go out, they can go out. They want to stay and they say. That is correct. You are fake news. I will eat your ass. I'll do it. Very fake. Do you want the boo-goloo? That's how you get to visit those little papers. |
| 1:25.9 | All right, America, go to the U Club right now. |
| 1:28.9 | Skagg free wherever he is. Get your pawns bash and fast out of here. You are a terrific team on all counts. All right, go, go. In five, four, three. I can't do it. We'll do it live. We'll do it live. |
| 1:45.3 | Do it live. |
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