207. Marc Rebillet, Julie Klausner, Tom Scharpling
Office Hours Live with Tim Heidecker
Forever Dog
4.7 • 1.6K Ratings
🗓️ 25 May 2022
⏱️ 147 minutes
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Summary
This is the free whole of Office Hours - all 2.5 hours of it with musician Marc Rebillet and comedy's original double threat Julie Klausner and Tom Scharpling from the Double Threat podcast! Plus we crowned Daniel Johnson the winner of the "Benson" remix contest.
Watch a bonus drop jam with Marc, Doug and Vic, and get tons of other stuff at patreon.com/officehourslive
Tim Heidecker is taking his "No More Bullshit" stand-up character and his Very Good Band on tour this summer for the first-ever two-act evening of Tim Heidecker comedy and music! Dates & tickets at timheidecker.com/live
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| 0:00.0 | I like having fun. I like to laugh. I don't hear it from deeply fucked up here. I'm huge. I love guns. |
| 0:10.0 | Oh, we're live! Fuck! |
| 0:12.0 | Oh! Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Office Hour's Live. It's Kim Hayden Art. |
| 0:18.0 | It is May 25th. The hour is 10AM on the Pacific Coast. |
| 0:24.0 | It is a beautiful day in Grendel, California. It's beautiful, beautiful, sunny, not too hot, not too cold. |
| 0:32.0 | Right in the middle, it's why we've come out to California in droves. That's why so many people consider this the promise land. |
| 0:40.0 | And it won't be like that for long because we're running out of water! And we need water to live! |
| 0:48.0 | Damn, damn, damn! We don't need to be going to Mars. We need to be making the fix in the plane if we live in for now. |
| 0:56.0 | We need to get those rain covers figured out the pipeline to get those floods of water from all the floods on these coasts. |
| 1:06.0 | And get them out here to go to California so he can shower. I can walk my ass hole. |
| 1:12.0 | I want to see desalination! Shut the fuck up! Shut the fuck up! You're off life today, there's too much! I'm a raw nerve! |
| 1:22.0 | What a sea of desalination plans, that's all I want. Luke, drop his mic. I don't want to hear from Captain today. |
| 1:28.0 | Captain Carl, get him out. Shut the fuck up! |
| 1:32.0 | No, you have permission to speak. |
| 1:36.0 | I just wanted to say that you've set the show up. You've done your job. Now the audience would appreciate it if you muzzle it, Captain. |
| 1:48.0 | I don't even have a camera today either. |
| 1:52.0 | The audience is cheering. I have finally said it. Yes, I'm here for you. |
| 2:00.0 | I'm here for the audience. I'm not here. Just to listen to that shit. |
| 2:08.0 | Vic, we want to hear my famous catchphrase. |
| 2:14.0 | I do. |
| 2:16.0 | Hello, everybody. |
| 2:20.0 | Thank you. |
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