Ooi, it's your boy, the Colby thickness of in your DM's slickness, the Cody Steele of Sex Appeal, the Anshal Jubly of Being Lovely, Jack Slack, it's the Jack Slack podcast, and we're coming at you following UFC 312, colon, not good.

Asterisk, couple of good fights,

couple of good showings.

I'm generally trying to be more positive in recent months,

but this one was pretty lazily put together

from the off.

Most people in the know,

and to be honest, most people not in the know

were like, it's not a lot on that card.

You know, if you got Justin Taffer, Jimmy Crute and Jake Matthews on the paid portion of a pay-per-view,

and you're having the gall to charge people $80 for it, you know, it's a bit, oh.

And then, of course, like, we're all supposed to treat the main card like it's different, or like the prelims in the main card are the same thing, even though the main cards are the bit you pay $80 for. And the prelims had some pretty good stuff on with Topuria versus thickness and Rongzoo versus Steel, which even if those fights didn't turn out good,

they were between good fighters.

You know, Alexander Tupuria is a very promising young prospect.

Colby thickness was pretty promising as a prospect too, even though he's a little bit

less hyped than Tupuria, and he was coming in at a short notice.

Ronsu has shown tons of promising Cody Steele is a a guy who people have been waiting forever to get to the UFC. Whereas everyone knows that Justin Taffer is not very good. And your main event, of course, was Drickus Deplessi versus Sean Strickland, which, yeah, the first fight wasn't very good. I said that on Twitter and M.M.A. Guru put up a post.

It was like guru followers versus Jack Slack followers.

And it's a dude pouring a pint over his face and a dude sniffing wine.

It made me chuckle.

Yeah.

This is the weird thing.

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