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Off Book: The Improvised Musical

205. We're In The Same Room! (With the FamBand)

Off Book: The Improvised Musical

Jessica McKenna and Zach Reino

Music, Comedy

4.92.8K Ratings

🗓️ 15 June 2021

⏱️ 61 minutes

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Summary

Reunited again and it feels so good! The Fam Band is all back together in person to feel it out without a doubt. Move over “Driver’s License” this ep has “In My Own Car!” And get out of the way fantasy hair metal, we have “Do You Dare (Face the Minotaur’s Stare).”

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Transcript

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0:00.0

Welcome to the Woodbird Theater, we now present Off Book.

0:08.0

Off Book!

0:10.0

We utilize musical podcasts, with Zach and Jess.

0:18.0

No more waiting for you to drive me home, got my own car.

0:34.0

It's our 2001 Toyota Corolla, I got my own car.

0:48.0

And it's shockingly still under warranty, I've got my own car.

1:02.0

So the presets on the radio and the sleeve of the CDs are in my own car.

1:14.0

But it doesn't have a bridge or a brake pads or a you.

1:26.0

It doesn't have airbags, it doesn't have brake pads, doesn't have you.

1:44.0

I fill up gas at the shell with a reward card in my own car.

1:52.0

And I put a funny little dancing palm tree on my dash in my own car.

2:06.0

But it doesn't have a bridge and doesn't have truck lights, and doesn't have you.

2:22.0

It doesn't have blue shoes, it doesn't have truck lights, it doesn't have you.

2:36.0

And if I try to take it to kerfano, will you come back to me?

2:46.0

And I'll be in the passenger seat.

2:50.0

Some transmissions are automatic, mine is only tragic, come back to me.

3:02.0

It doesn't have a high-bring engine or your laughter.

3:14.0

It doesn't have heated seats, cup holders or a half-o'-half Raptor.

3:28.0

It doesn't have a brake pads, it doesn't have you.

3:38.0

And if I try to take it to kerfano, will you come back to me?

4:00.0

Welcome to Off Book the Improvised Music on my gas.

4:03.0

That was our sound check.

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