Ooi, it's your boy Jack Slack and I'll admit I'm a little bit rattled today.

Having just seen a ghost, I was watching the GFL draft or the beginning of it,

and amid this video of all the fighters dressed up, sort of sci-fi Roman Empire gladiatorial BDSM kit.

Out of nowhere comes Henan Borough.

And I did a double take. I said, they told me you were dead, brother.

Someone said he was dead.

But no, apparently Henan Barow is very much live and he's in the GFL.

What's the GFL you ask?

No one really knows.

The GFL is the organization slash Twitter account that was announcing it had all the old fighters in the world one at a time this week.

Then they did their draft show and they had Mike Goldberg, Robin Black, Brendan Shaw, the Brain Trust.

And they had teams take turns picking fighters for their draft already violating the rule of don't do team MMA, it doesn't work.

And announcing a scoring system too, just, oh, all the classic never going to be good at this

fight promotion business hits one after another.

But yeah, Henan Brow's not dead, but half these other guys could have been.

The intro was actually AI, which was even funnier.

AI generated slop of the fighters.

You know, some of them came out well.

Woodley looked good.

But others, they had Shogun Huah, he looked like

Kane Velazquez. They had Alexander Gustafson looking like no one. And they had a song

playing over the background that went, Protect Your Neck, because I'm the best, this isn't

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