Well, hello and welcome to the holiday edition of The Four The Many Podcast.

Lady Smith is still on her holiday.

I've just started mine.

She's in Italy.

I'm in Norfolk.

And Caroline Flint joins us this week, the latest in our line of wonderful deputies.

Hello.

Hello, Ian.

From Sunny Donny.

So you aren't one of these MPs that as soon as they lose their seat, they move out of their constituency?

No, no, no, no.

We're here in Sunny Donnie Paradise, you know, and although I have to say the clouds are looming our ways.

I look out of the window right now.

Yeah, no, I'm still here.

Now, that song by Madonna brings back special memories for you, doesn't it?

Yes, yes.

Well, you know, people will have their holiday memories.

For me, I was on holiday in Tunisia in a nightclub, and they decided to have a disco dancing competition.

I entered and I won to Holiday by Madonna.

Not only that, I then met my husband, had a passionate relationship, got married, two kids,

but it all ended in disaster and ended in divorce. So there's a warning about holiday romances and winning disco dancing competitions.

I think they gave me sort of one of those sort of copper brass coffee pots as a prize.

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