Skinwalker Ranch, an innocent seeming 512 acre parcel of land about 150 miles south east of Salt Lake City, Utah.

Innocence seeming if you don't know anything about the decades of strange UFO sightings encrypted encounters that have been reported to happen on or around the ranch.

In the words of George Napp, longtime investigative journalist and regular co-host of the famed UFOs and more radio show, Coast to Coast,

it's been the site of simply an unbelievable amount of paranormal activity. UFOs, Sasquatch, cattle mutilations, psychic manifestations, you name it, residents here have seen it.

People have even seen butter-ized dogs at Skinwalker Ranch. And if you don't know what butter-ized means, you will, by the end of this suck.

This is a strange story, meat sacks. From the early Navajo legends of the Skinwalker to Ghost dinosaurs to Bigfoot's and portals opening up in the sky,

there's very little Skinwalker Ranch hasn't seen in terms of the paranormal and the extraterrestrial.

Numerous reports of UFOs from all around the area date back to at least 1930s, this isn't a tale of one isolated encounter.

It's a tale of multiple up close sightings witnessed by one group of people after another, allegedly.

There have been so many reported extraterrestrial sightings over the years that the US Department of Defense even dedicated millions of dollars to investigate UFOs partly motivated by Skinwalker Ranch activity.

A lot of people, people that list billionaires, government investigators, military leaders, even a center, center or two among them, at one point or another have been very interested in the numerous alleged paranormal events that have happened around Skinwalker Ranch.

Today's story is anything but simple or straightforward.

Is it all just an elaborate hoax? Something to keep people interested in a large piece of desert in the middle of nowhere?

Stories told, sell books and TV shows? Or is that exactly what the Illuminati wants you to think? Wake up, sheep!

Excited to dig into today's cryptid field paranormal investigating extraterrestrial, there sure is a lot of weird shit going on down in one remote place edition of Time Suck.

Happy Monday, meat sacks. Welcome to or welcome back to the cold to the curious. Hill Nimrod and Lucifina, praise both jangles and glory to be to triple M.

I'm Dan Cummins, a Suckmaster, most axiote mosque here, Thorn and Undead Roy Disney side, Skinwalker Walker, and you are listening to Time Suck.

Recording here in the Suck Dungeon in CDA, the script keeper, the Reverend Doctor, the art warlock, and the bad magic baroness all in the studio at different points today.

Queen of bad magic down in Riggins, Idaho, with the kids and my fam joining them soon for Pop awards birthday bash 88 years young, 88 years strong.

Still making the devil wait before it moves on to the next plane and kicks that boogie man right in the dick.

Still getting up every day and getting shit done. Hail Pop award.

Got two new teas in the store bad magic merch.com and Logan Keith resident art warlock did not design them.

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