205: Skepticrat205 - Deus Twitter Machina Edition
The Skepticrat
Puzzle in a Thunderstorm, LLC
4.8 • 2.1K Ratings
🗓️ 31 July 2023
⏱️ 45 minutes
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Headline Sources:
Florida Schools Will Teach How Slavery Brought ‘Personal Benefit’ to Black People: https://www.thedailybeast.com/florida-schools-will-teach-how-slavery-brought-personal-benefit-to-black-people
https://time.com/6296413/florida-board-of-education-black-history/
Aliens are real: https://thehill.com/homenews/space/4116688-heres-what-scientists-say-about-whistleblower-claims-that-pentagon-has-evidence-of-alien-crashes/
Big defeats for Tories but party holds on to Uxbridge: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-66264317
Mike Lindell Auction Flops As Multiple MyPillow Products Fail To Sell: https://www.newsweek.com/mike-lindell-auction-flops-multiple-mypillow-products-fail-sell-1813941
Christopher Rufo Decodes Cultural Shifts in America: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_wwlFEfSyeo&t=4142s
Elon Musk fails to rename his company: https://www.thedailybeast.com/elon-musks-clumsy-twitter-rebrand-to-x-draws-mockery-falls-flat-on-its-face
GB News Star Dan Wootton Unmasked in Cash-for-Sexual Images Catfishing Scandal: https://bylinetimes.com/2023/07/17/gb-news-star-dan-wootton-unmasked-in-cash-for-sexual-images-catfishing-scandal/
Dan Wootton Paid Porn Stars with Sun’s Depp Money for Covert Catfish Sex Videos: https://bylinetimes.com/2023/07/26/dan-wootton-paid-porn-stars-with-suns-depp-money-for-covert-catfish-sex-videos/
Mitch McConnell needs to hit refresh: https://apnews.com/article/mitch-mcconnell-health-republican-leader-07bdd2f78545b92bb8d2dd32395ff956
Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | It's Monday. |
| 0:13.8 | It's July 31st and the where the day is Thunderplumpt, which means to be soaked all the way |
| 0:20.0 | through your clothes in seconds by a heavy downpour of rain. |
| 0:23.8 | Using a sentence, I'm pretty sure Thunderplumpt is also a sex thing, like puzzling a thunderstorm. |
| 0:29.2 | At the very least, it'll make you slippery for when the goat gets there. |
| 0:33.0 | Yeah, oh, you went to goat stuff. |
| 0:34.8 | I didn't realize you were pansexual. |
| 0:37.5 | Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, it's perfect. |
| 0:40.0 | It was either a joke about your fucking kids. |
| 0:41.8 | I chose the right route, is what I'm saying. |
| 0:43.7 | No, much appreciated. I'm Eli Bosnick. |
| 0:45.8 | I'm Michael Marshall. |
| 0:47.2 | He's then right. |
| 0:48.1 | And broadcasting delayed from the New World and the Old World. |
| 0:51.0 | We are the Skeptocrats. |
| 0:53.2 | Oh, this week's episode, aliens are real. |
| 0:58.2 | Rishisunak falls narrowly short of being the biggest loser in half a century. |
| 1:04.0 | And after his My Pillow Garage sale, Mike Lindell's net worth remains at approximately |
| 1:09.1 | negative $1.3 billion. |
| 1:12.3 | But first, the rest of the intro music. |
| 1:17.3 | Joining me for headlines tonight are my fellow Skeptocrats, Michael Marshall, and Eli |
| 1:21.3 | Bosnick, gentlemen. |
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