I missed my oldest daughter's senior prom and I saw three tornadoes. So that's what's been

going on with my week, kind of an interesting week over here. We will talk about that

on today's episode about how to

reroute just like Google Maps does when you space out and completely forget where

you're going because you found this new dance remix of a hip-hop song

that you're really into and so you just totally forget to take that turn but you

get rerouted so that is what we are going to talk about. How do you rewrite

reroute your mindset in your life when things go completely, horribly awry? How am I

still even halfway sane? what with the tornadoes and missing senior prom situation and also

one of the worst flights I've ever taken in my life in terms of turbulence. I think we actually flew

through a tornado from what I could tell from that flight. We are going to get to all

of that, but I have to tell you I have huge news starting today right now this

very moment you can pre-order my comedy special maternal instinct this is so exciting

you can pre-order it and then on Mother's Day it comes out. My comedy special comes out on Mother's Day.

So Mother's Day evening you can pour yourself a bubble bath and that is what you can do for your mother's day

you can celebrate yourself by pouring yourself a bubble bath and a glass of wine

and lighting some candles and just relaxing and what makes this even more

incredible is I'm imagining myself talking to my male listeners you know I've got like

young you know young marine guys have left comments like hey I'm like 26 years old and I'm a marine I'm

imagining you guys doing that on Mother's Day and there there are actually quite a

few men who have talked to me at shows that afterwards there will be a meet and

greet line and it's a couple and I say to the

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