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205: Jordans vs AF 1’s | SquADD Cast Versus | All Def

All Def SquADDCast

All Def

Improv, Comedy

4.9800 Ratings

🗓️ 30 March 2026

⏱️ 73 minutes

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Summary

Introducing the All Def SquADD Cast show “Versus". It’s a podcast with the OG SquADD! Each week, the SquADD will debate topics and vote at the end to see what wins. Versus airs every Monday and you can download and listen wherever podcasts are found.

Special Guest
Brandon Broady
Jasmine Ellis

This Week We Discuss
Jordans vs AF 1’s
Group Chat/Text vs Talking On The Phone
Get A Section At The Club vs Go To A Kickback

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0:00.0

I have it like, you know, I want to put like a wall up with some cool images and stuff, but for now it's very kind of basic right now. Baby, it's hot. Can you make it less hot? Thank you. Yes. Put that man to work. Baby is hot. Can you make it less hot? Ladies, just say what the fuck you want. Babe, can you turn the air on? Very clear. No, no. That was pretty clear.

0:22.7

Here's the thing.

0:23.3

Here's the thing.

0:24.2

This is why we say, say what you want. Because for me to make it less cool, I got to throw that bitch on 67. I know when I throw it on 67, right, you're going to get cold and start complaining about that.

0:38.2

So just say, hey, babe, can you turn the thermostat to like 71?

0:42.3

I don't know how, I don't know what temperature it's on right now.

0:45.1

I don't know.

0:46.3

All I know is I feel warm, but I'm in here with these lights on.

0:49.5

So he doesn't feel what I feel.

0:51.6

So whatever it is, make it less than what it is. Boom. Everybody got that but you to hear. All the freckles in your ear. You can't hear nothing. Brody isn't here yet. You're obviously going to take the side of the woman. And Pat doesn't respect people when they're in his place. So you just going to have to comply to what I would never argue about temperature.

1:12.2

I'm my ears are shocked right now. Y'all, is that, is that really a problem? He's arguing about temperature? Well, it ain't really arguing. It's just that you know, you know, you know how ladies get cold, man. They were like, what's hot in here? And you turn it on 70. Why is so cold in here?

1:27.3

You were like, you just said.

1:28.8

Well, because, no, but here's.

1:30.4

How did y' all survive evolution? 72. 72 is perfect indoors. Why are all y'all cold, though? Like, what, like, weren't we all outside at one point? Like, how did y'all make it? Because we're slightly anemic because we bleed every month.

1:45.6

That's true. Also, your bodies are warmer. Like, it's a fact. Like, men have more audacity and

1:53.0

bullshit and like it heats you up from the inside. It works.

1:56.7

If we didn't make you to say something scientific, I was waiting for the scientific proof.

2:02.4

He was like, we have more audacity and bullshit.

2:06.6

And y'all's little stupid sperm needs to be a little cooler.

2:09.8

You know how you put like science experiments in the cooler?

2:14.4

Y'all sperm got to be a little bit cooler so that it works.

2:17.8

That's true actually.

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