#205 Can You Pass This AMERICAN Test?!
The Makeshift Podcast
The Makeshift Project
4.8 • 555 Ratings
🗓️ 28 May 2026
⏱️ 55 minutes
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Summary
Taking an American test to see how much we know the USA, discovering different companies that will pay for your college, debating if you would take a $100,000 salary to only drink water for life, and more!
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0:00 CAN YOU PAST THIS AMERICAN TEST?
5:09 MAKESHIFT UPDATES!
7:36 $100K A YEAR FOR JUST WATER?
11:57 THESE COMPANIES WILL PAY FOR COLLEGE
17:14 MOST ATTENDED CONCERT EVER!
23:03 DID THESE PREDICTIONS HAPPEN?
30:30 PIKACHU’S OWN LANGUAGE?
37:04 REASONS AUSTRALIA IS DANGER!
41:49 SAY IN THESE TONES!
49:41 MEMBER SHOUTOUTS!
Transcript
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| 1:11.6 | Immigrant Day? |
| 1:27.7 | Yeah, I think it was. Yeah, I think it was. That was fun. We went to Ellis Island. I dressed up as a Latvian. I dressed up as a Czechoslovakian because there was too many Italians. And you like bring your, oh, Nick Gugliera brought sushi. Okay. I don't care. He wasn't Japanese. Yes, he is. He's part Japanese. I didn't know that. |
| 1:28.4 | Okay. |
| 1:29.4 | 100% of people know what is the political party of the current U.S. president? The political party. That's what I said. I believe there are three options here. Okay. Like there's two big ones and I think there's like a neutral in the center. I'm going to say Republican. I think there's more than three if you're counting that. Okay. You're correct. It is Republican. We all know that. 100% of people know that. 100% of Americans know that. Yes, of course. 75% of Americans know what is the national anthem to the USA called? Oh. No, there's like two. There's two of them. That's the problem. |
| 2:01.8 | There's the Star Spangled Banner, which I don't think that's, that's not the national anthem. |
| 2:06.5 | So what's the other one? |
| 2:07.5 | I'm not going to say anything because I don't want to give you any hints or anything. |
| 2:10.5 | Oh, say, can you see? |
| 2:14.6 | That's not the Star Spangled Banner. |
| 2:17.4 | So the other one, why can't i think of it i don't know zach |
| 2:21.9 | do you have any inkling here stop hold on do you have any clue come on it's like the glory |
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