#2046: One Red Face Day

The Mike O'Meara Show

Mike O'Meara, Robb Spewak, Josh Sroka

Comedy, News

4.7 • 4.7K Ratings

🗓️ 19 July 2018

⏱️ 83 minutes

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Summary

It's birthday day! Today, we have a lesson in Helium, we love on Jurassic Park, and Mike hates printers... but loves his car.

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0:00.0	Today on the Mike O'Mara Show.
0:03.6	Here's something I really enjoy when I'm printing out 15 pages in the morning.
0:07.5	I really love you every third page giving me just the blank page.
0:11.2	What are you doing, computer? You're wasting paper because you're taking what a little breath?
0:15.0	Because you give a software.
0:17.0	I have a six-speed standard transmission.
0:21.0	Real man, man, and you know what that is.
0:23.4	It's a millennial anti-theft detector.
0:25.6	Yeah.
0:26.6	Yeah.
0:27.6	That is what I've got.
0:29.6	1993, Jurassic Park, I have this, I'm turning it on right now.
0:32.4	Jurassic Park, I have this. I'm turning it on right now.
0:32.5	Jurassic Part, Fat Guy dies.
0:34.8	So this is when he's driving along.
0:37.2	He's driving along in Jurassic Park.
0:39.8	He wipes out.
0:40.4	Oh, there he goes into the ditch, Oscar.
0:42.1	Yeah. He's just goes into the ditch Oscar. Yeah.
0:43.0	He's just gone into the ditch.
0:45.0	All that and more.
0:47.0	The Myco-Mera show starts now.
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