204: Quantum Castration

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Comedy

4.8 • 7.5K Ratings

🗓️ 30 October 2020

⏱️ 69 minutes

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Summary

Four close man friends gather around to castrate themselves.

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00:19:03 - Honey

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0:40.8	I think it's cool, bitch. It's almost energetic. Andrew, take it away.
0:44.5	Okay, I welcome to episode 204 of the official podcast. We have four friends here. All of us are
0:53.1	friends. When we started this podcast, we pulled up a contract signed it all and it said legally bound.
1:00.5	We are friends. That dog is not our friend. They did not sign the contract. Please ignore any
1:08.0	of all dogs that you hear violently interrupting. We have my cell interrupting. She's adding to it.
1:14.7	Okay, violently adding to it then. We have myself. We have Kaya. We have Jackson and we have Kada.
1:22.4	And joining us for this week for the first time ever, we have Charlie. Charlie, how are you?
1:28.2	No, I'm good, man. Could you tell the difference between Kader and Tetra based on their box?
1:34.8	Yeah, it's not even close. Well, I was talking to Andrew. Oh, yeah.
1:44.0	Tetris, Tetris, barks are more kind of whiny like she's complaining.
1:50.5	Yeah, it's fucked up, man. It's true. You just said she was one of our friends.
1:54.0	And then you're so fucked. Sexist. All right. Her voice is beautiful.
2:00.8	Now, what's funny is that what is this now episode 204? Yes.
2:07.3	Okay, there's going to be a lot of people who don't know us or our pets. Introduce all of us, Andrew.
2:12.9	Wait, wait, why will people not know it's based off it being episode 204?
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