Welcome to Soul and Witt. I'm Courtney. And I'm Bailey. We are the mother-daughter duo here to make you laugh, grow, and feel more, Bailey. Happy Monday. Happy Monday. So we're actually recording this on, is it Wednesday?

Yes. Yes. But literally yesterday, I can't remember. Oh, I was at Jiffy Lubb. So we're actually saying happy Monday to everyone

else. Yes. Okay. But also I hope you had a happy Monday and I hope you will when this comes out.

I mean, so far this week's going great, Monday included. Okay. Well, I was at Jiffy Loob yesterday and I

said happy Monday to the lady and then I was like, no, Tuesday. Happy Tuesday. And today it

happened again at Starbucks. You said, happy Monday. Yeah, I was like, have a good Monday.

Maybe that's just your new greeting. It's your soul and wit greeting for the world.

Happy Monday? Yeah. The lady looked at me. I couldn't backtrack at that point. She was very busy.

You had to hold your Monday ground. Yeah, I just walked out with that. I'm really proud of you for going to Jiffyloob, actually.

So this is my first time having to deal with like car things on my own because my stepdad, Mark, has, like, worked in the car industry my whole life.

And so I'd always been able to, like, bring my car to him when there was a car problem.

And so I had to go get my car.

I had to go get an emissions test and an on-the-spot renewal.

And I wrote that down.

And it wasn't hard, but it was scary. Just let me ask, did you say I'm here for an

emissions test and an on-the-spot renewal? I didn't. I said it like that. And the lady was like,

okay, why don't you pull your car around into here? And I was like, uh-oh, this is where it all goes wrong. It was fine. I didn't know where to find my miles. I panicked for a minute, but other than that, we did great. The waiting room of Jiffy Loop, though, was a weird place. It was like I'd entered like just a fake little world. Okay. Were there vending machines? No vending machines.

Really small.

Three guys in there all wearing the exact same outfit.

Did they work there?

No.

Olive green hoodies.

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