203. Time Fountain: Fountain of Time! Chapter 5

Off Book: The Improvised Musical

Jessica McKenna and Zach Reino

Music, Comedy

4.9 • 2.8K Ratings

🗓️ 1 June 2021

⏱️ 52 minutes

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Summary

Well, well, well fancy meeting you here. Come in to this salon and enjoy the musings of F. Scott Fitzgerald and Ernest Hemingway while Catalina and Jensen try to blend in. Things are getting dicey as super villain Robert Smigel returns with his henchman, Conan O’Brien and Penelope can’t stop pacing as she and Gregor try to DTR. You’ll have the time for songs like, “You Flew Too Close to the (Capri Sun),” “Can’t Get Baby Shark Outta My Head,” and “Can I Do That Though?”

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0:00.0	Welcome to the Woodbird Theater, we now present Off Book.
0:07.0	Off Book!
0:11.0	Welcome back!
0:21.0	When we last left our time traveling friends, they were traveling through time if you can believe it.
0:28.0	Look, it's been a while since we recorded the last one and we sort of don't exactly remember what it was.
0:35.0	We know, we know, we know, we thought it.
0:38.0	Catalina and Jensen are in Paris in 1924 about to go to a salon and Penelope and Gregor.
0:48.0	They just taught a big dragon how to barbecue meats.
0:51.0	And the new shark tooth skin is there, but maybe they won't be. Find out what happens along with us.
0:59.0	Now!
1:01.0	Time for an offensive time, chapter 5.
1:09.0	Um, I don't know, F Scott. I just feel like your stuff's a little... I don't know, can I give you some feedback?
1:18.0	You would like to give me a Scott Fitzgerald feedback?
1:22.0	A little feedback, I don't know.
1:24.0	Okay.
1:25.0	Just listen, I've been spending a lot of time...
1:28.0	What was the last, they just remind me, your last thing that you wrote that I loved so much that did so well.
1:33.0	A farewell to arms?
1:34.0	That's right.
1:35.0	Me, Ernie Hemingway?
1:37.0	Thank you.
1:38.0	Listen.
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