#203: Prison Rules (@Ali_Speaks)

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Ari Shaffir

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4.6 • 6.7K Ratings

🗓️ 26 January 2015

⏱️ 200 minutes

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Summary

Ali Siddiq met me at the Comedy Store to talk about prison. I always knew prison life was hard, but damn. I didn't know about all of this. Ali spent 6 years locked away with some of the most violent criminals in Texas. This is a great episode and really fun and interesting.

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0:00.0	I know if someone I best might want you stabbed or killed or hurt by the number of coffees this one your head
0:07.7	It caught like if you stab him I'll give you seven bags of coffee
0:12.2	Wow, you're gonna get stabbed if there's seven bags of coffee in your head you gotta get stabbed if it's
0:18.6	For real that's that all right
0:20.6	You think they're looking to be like like you
0:23.2	If it's seven bags of coffee on your head your stab you for sure
0:28.2	There's no like we'll see if somebody takes that price shit. No, you are
0:33.2	You say about somebody who you don't even stand people
0:58.2	Oh
1:10.2	Jesus Christ have been looking through goddamn videos
1:16.6	tsunami creatures
1:18.6	What's this one?
1:21.2	Angels cut on camera flying in tsunami
1:24.8	Come on guys
1:31.6	It just looks like special effects
1:35.8	Link in the description will tell you all you need to know about this video
1:42.7	All right, well, hi everybody welcome to our issue very scapegoat tank
1:48.1	I'm already should put it's not an angel
1:51.1	You know, what?
1:53.9	That looks like angels, but it's clearly Photoshop. That's just a movie
2:03.9	No way
2:08.3	There's no it's like it looks like a human with wings
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