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Don't Make Me Come Back There with Dustin & Melissa Nickerson

203: If You Like Fight Club, You'll Love Marriage

Don't Make Me Come Back There with Dustin & Melissa Nickerson

Dustin Nickerson

Comedy, Kids & Family, Parenting

4.91.1K Ratings

🗓️ 8 June 2022

⏱️ 24 minutes

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Summary

Move over Mark Twain, there's a new author in town and his name is Dustin Nickerson. This week, we a special treat for all of you  the audiobook  version of Chapter 1 of 'How to be Married (to Melissa)'.

Order Dustin's book: How to Be Married (To Melissa)  today!

Want to be a part of the show? Shoot us a message to dontmakemecomebackthere@gmail.com and get your very own horrible parenting/relationship advice.

Check out our new Patreon page! Head to https://www.patreon.com/DustinNickerson for exclusive bonus content and to help support the show.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hey Vaccineers, welcome to Don't Make Me Come Back There. My name is Stephen English and I'm the producer of the aforementioned podcast.

0:10.0

I'm in the front seat today because Dustin Nickerson is Los Angeles California right now because he just taped his inaugural his very first late night stand upset with the late late show with James Corden. We could not be more proud. And speaking of of first you know he has that first book

0:24.4

how to be married to Melissa out now whatever books are sold now personally I'm not a

0:29.7

reader okay don't like reading I've never read for pleasure. I've never read in a church setting. I read a

0:36.7

billboard on accident last week and I got so upset. It ruined my day. Absolutely ruined my day.

0:41.7

I canceled my dinner plans.

0:43.1

That's how bad of a mood I was in.

0:45.4

But the good news is, there's an audio book version

0:49.0

of How to be Married to Melissa, and it is also out now

0:52.0

wherever audio books are sold and as a special

0:54.3

treat this week's episode is the first chapter of that audio book so sit back and

0:59.0

relax and get ready for the smooth dulcet tones I Dustin Nicholson reading his book to you and check out our

1:06.6

Patreon check out Dustin's YouTube page check out his Instagram check out his

1:12.0

tic-talk check out his flip-flap that's a new app you

1:16.2

doesn't even know about it's only it's only in Chechnya but also check

1:19.7

out Dustin Nickerson dot com for his tour dates for his upcoming seasonal

1:23.6

headliner tour he's gonna be all over the place he's gonna be in Chicago at

1:27.3

some point I don't know I don't have the dates in front of me he's gonna be

1:30.3

in Appleton Wisconsin I think I think. San Diego.

1:32.8

He's gonna be here, he's gonna be there,

1:34.1

he's gonna be everywhere.

1:35.6

So there's so many ways for you to interact

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