0:00.0	This is a head gum podcast.
0:30.0	Hello everyone. We're going to start today with a poem written by friend and listener of the show Sean
0:40.7	Mar. It is topical to an episode that we've done this year and I just need you all to stay quiet
0:46.6	and stay in your seats. Are you ready? I'm sorry. Was that so sorry? Is that and or do you see
0:53.6	we're supposed to stay quiet? I know. But was it stay quiet and stay in your seats or is it
0:58.2	stay quiet or stay in your seats? I want to make sure that it's both. Yeah, so sit down.
1:03.3	So covering over your chair. I need to do it. Yeah, yeah. Okay.
1:08.1	It was the night of the night. Cool. Cool. Cool. Cool. Cool. Cool. Cool. Your seat got cold
1:12.2	and that amount of time. How did you do it? Excuse me? Aaron? Yes. I think Adel gave me a cold seat.
1:19.2	I think that your butt is just so hot that when you got up from your seat for just one second,
1:23.7	he's not pranking you. I promise I think you'd be a cold Aaron. Yeah. James, you was right. You've
1:28.8	been cold seated. No. No. No. No. Adel's dad packs him extra freezer packs in his lunch box and he
1:35.8	you know, he says go to school and cold seat as many people as you can. Okay, I have a real poem.
1:42.2	I have a real poem. Okay. How did you nail my dad's accent? It was the night of their live show.
1:47.5	It in the green room. The clue crew was together for real not through zoom. Aaron drank some
1:53.4	warm tea to preserve vocal health while JPC warmed up by pissing himself. When Adel first heard
2:00.8	the slight noise of a hoof stepping lightly on top of the theater roof, he checked the day's date
2:08.1	and to his dismay, Christmas Eve was still over in seven months away. JPC get the gun Adel screamed far
2:15.6	too late as the body thumped down. Somebody thumped. Great. Thank you Adel. Adel's listening as the
2:22.7	body thumps down. Aaron grabbed her nunchucks. Adel took up the bat that he always had hidden
2:28.3	underneath his hat. Then a figure emerged plump and shrouded in red from the pants around his waist
2:34.7	to the hat on his head. Uncle Santa cried Aaron. Oh God, please. Oh no. The figure responded with a warm
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