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The Makeshift Podcast

#203 EVERY BUSINESS CRISTIANO RONALDO OWNS

The Makeshift Podcast

The Makeshift Project

Comedy

4.8559 Ratings

🗓️ 14 May 2026

⏱️ 49 minutes

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Summary

Guessing ten businesses the Cristiano Ronaldo owns or is invested in, determining what album has the best first five songs in history, how much the White House UFC fight costs to go to, and more

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0:00 10 BUSINESSES RONALDO OWNS!

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0:00.0

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0:08.0

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0:10.0

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0:15.0

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0:22.4

Paddy Power. Valid on selected leagues and markets only. Pre-match and in-play bets on qualifying player outcome selections only. T's and Clusions apply. 18 plus scummelware.com. Can you name the ten businesses owned by Cristiano Ronaldo? I cannot. I have no idea. Well, try to guess them. Does he own something with fashion?

0:37.8

Um, kind of.

0:39.6

A watch company, kind of.

0:39.6

A watch company, luxury clothing. I'll give you this one, CR7 underwear he owns. Underware, that's

0:45.6

kind of fashion. He has an underwear brand. He also has another one found in like maybe a fashion store,

0:50.7

maybe a Macy's. A Macy's. Oh. Sponsobbub and and Patrick ran through this aisle. Oh, the perfume. He's got a cologne. CR7 fragrances he owns. So that's two of his 10 brands that he owns. I'm sure that smells absolutely amazing. Why do you say that? Because he's a great smelling dude. You think so? I imagine he does smell great. I would imagine that he smells great, too. Is he in food in any sort of way?

1:11.1

He's not in food, but he's in a liquid.

1:13.4

A liquid, a liqueur. A liquor. Not a liqueur. No? Tequila? Think way more basic. Gatorade. You drink it every day. Sports drink water. U.S.U.9 water. I don't know if he's the full owner or a partial owner, but it's a water brand.

1:27.2

Oh, he's got to be involved with some sports teams.

1:29.4

So these are businesses, not sports teams.

1:31.2

Oh. water. I don't know if he's the full owner or a partial owner, but it's a water brand. Oh, he's got to be involved with some sports teams. So these are businesses, not sports teams. Oh, okay. Pizza, food. No more food, nothing edible. The hell could he be invested in? A lot of stuff. Okay. Clothing, apparel, appearance, food, sports. What does Rinaldo do a lot? Oh, he plays soccer.

1:44.3

Okay.

1:44.9

Okay, so he has a soccer training program. Not really. A practice facility. I'll give you CR7 fitness he owns. Fitness works out. Yeah, I don't know if it's a gym or just like a workout routine thing, but he owns that. It's probably fancy. What do you wear when you work out? You wear workout clothes. What else do you wear? Deodorant.

2:01.4

On your head. Well, I'm bald. Pagel. What do you wear on your head when you work out? Headband. What do you wear to listen to music on your head? Headphones. Headphones. Rock headphones. He is invested in. He's a partial owner. Rock headphones. I never even heard of it. R.O.C. I'm trying to think what else there is.

2:17.8

What happens when you play a sport?

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