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Live To Tape with Johnny Pemberton

203. David Dineen-Porter's fascism facsimile

Live To Tape with Johnny Pemberton

Johnny Pemberton

Comedy

4.9562 Ratings

🗓️ 29 April 2022

⏱️ 94 minutes

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Summary

The once and true Canadian folk hero god-king, hyphenated multi-hyphenate, David "Danny" Dineen-Porter, steps deep into the executive buffet for a session that combines fun with learning using grandpa's ancient special trick: musical guitar sounds!

Transcript

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0:00.0

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0:05.1

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0:13.0

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0:18.4

and tell them who sent you, okay? Here we go.

0:21.3

Roger.

0:25.3

Okay, I think you're pulling the wrong one.

0:29.0

I'm just, okay, I'm ready to pull it down now. And we're still a little bit left in the, okay,

0:35.1

don't hold it. Okay, don't hold it. Okay, I'm gonna hold it.

0:38.3

Okay, I'm just...

0:39.3

Okay, I'm just... Okay, I'm ready to pull it down now. Okay, I'm ready's going to go on the wrong one.

0:57.4

I'm just, okay, I'm ready to pull it down now.

0:58.6

And we're doing it.

1:13.1

Hi, welcome to the podcast. This is how it's going to start. Hey, do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do too, do too, do too, do everybody, welcome in, uh, grab a seat, jump on in.

1:15.0

Tell your friend, make them win, help them out, grab a ski ball, make a shout, pick

1:20.2

up a ski ball, throw it in the opposite direction of where you're supposed to throw the

1:24.1

ski ball.

1:25.1

You're actually not supposed to throw a ski ball.

1:26.9

He's supposed to just ski the ski ball. It's a ball. So balls really can't ski, can they? This whole time, ski ball has been a, it's been a lie. Ski ball is a lie. That's okay. We know it now. We figured it out. But that's how you figure stuff out. You talk it out. You realize

1:45.8

after your third margarita that you've been spelling a middle name wrong the entire time.

1:51.1

I mean, that hadn't happened to me. I'm just thinking that could have done happen with somebody.

1:56.7

Could have done happen. It's, uh, it's bird, it's bird insane here right now.

2:01.5

Our house is surrounded by birds that are just going straight up buck.

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