203: Cruel Intentions (Stalked)

I Think Not!

True Crime, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.6 • 11.9K Ratings

🗓️ 12 June 2024

⏱️ 55 minutes

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Summary

Student Christen's college sweetheart turns out to be dangerous.

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0:00.0	Are you okay? I'm great. What about you? I'm fine. Everything is great. Why are you asking if I'm okay?
0:08.0	Because you're making some weird face. I didn't know if you were happy or if you had to fart. They're not mutually exclusive. I can do both. I can be
0:15.8	sad and fart. I'm kidding. I've never farted before. Rick roll the music.
0:22.1	Everything poops, everything farts, everything poops and farts and sometimes
0:29.0	charts.
0:30.0	Wow, and that, ladies and gentlemen, They's's and them, that is the score of Carousel.
0:36.0	Ha!
0:37.0	Hello Joey!
0:42.0	Hello, Yellen Marsh, how you do baby girl? I am good welcome down bitches do I think not
0:47.8	the podcast where Joey and I try and ruin all of your childhood nursery rhymes and also recap all of your favorite
0:55.1	true crime TV shows episode by episode we're here we just got back from
0:59.7	Nashville we had such a warm welcome listen Tennessee. I know you fuck up a lot but I gotta tell you the down
1:06.3	Bitches in Nashville have never let us down They are always so warm so welcoming. We had a great time, right, honey?
1:13.8	Yeah, we had a blast. Also, everyone is so sweet with the gifts they give us. They're always very thoughtful.
1:19.2	Someone gave me the most beautiful letter. I almost cried reading it it and then I ended the night with
1:23.9	some beef jerky brisket flavored beef jerky oh my gosh we got all of that small
1:29.6	business stuff from Nashville we got beef jerky jerky. We got soaps. It was wonderful. You never have to bring us gifts to a live show by the way, but I will tell you it is all thoroughly enjoyed eating the sweets, the treats, you all are just too good to us don't forget we have a couple more cities we have Phoenix on June 16th and Minneapolis June 17th I gotta tell you if you can make it you do not want to miss a live show we have so much fun
1:54.8	but I have said it before I think I've said it on swamp talk it really makes me happy to see people
1:59.6	making friends at live shows and then they come back to other live shows with the down
2:05.5	bitches they met at previous live shows. I'll be like we met the last time. It just
2:09.1	warms my cold dead heart. It makes me feel like everything is going to be okay and then I turn on the news and I get back into bed
2:16.2	That took a sharp turn very sharp turn. Yeah listen you know we have a strict philosophy in these parts no down bitch left behind and there's space for
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