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Park it right here, everybody. It's time for the tailgate. It's me, Joey P. Joe Piz, appear with my two best friends, Andrew Erickson, Mr. Pigpott Energy, and D-Bro, Derek Brown. The King of Bros. Fresh off another bout of NyQuil. You got to get healthy, son. You got to start taking better care of yourself. Come on. Jeez, man. He doesn't wash his hands, that's why.

Seriously?

Yeah. You got to get healthy, son. You got to start taking better care of yourself. Come on. Cheez, man. He bro doesn't wash his hands. That's why. Seriously, gross, dude. I just subscribe to, you know, I'm living my best Lamar Jackson life out here. Well, he does have three kids, Erickson. So that's never. I like finger foods, too. you know? Works out well. Fraising.

All right, we got a great show for you today. The NFL schedule dropped this week. So we're going to talk about the winners, the losers. And we're going to talk about some of the fun videos. We're going to talk about that a little bit that's going on. We're going to talk about week one, week 18. Just give you all kinds of takes. and not like too serious, okay?

Because this is tailgate.

This is where we're just talk football We're going to talk about week one, week 18, just give you all kinds of takes and not like too serious, okay?

Because this is tailgate. This is where we're just talk football. We just hang out, me and the boys and just talking ball. And if you like this kind of stuff, well, subscribe to the channel, drop your comments below because you could win free stuff like our latest giveaway, the Jamar Chase jersey. That's right. We're giving away a signed Mar Chase jersey on this channel that you can win because it's a new channel.

It's really easy.

Subscribe to the channel. Drop your comments below. That's it. That's all you got to do. And of course, you should like this video and should share it with all your friends because this is not about hiding from the world. Your little advantage in fantasy or a little advantage in bedding. No, No, no, no. This is about fun.

It's about football.

It's about friendship.

And it's a festival of all those things right here every single day on the tailgate.

So let's check it out here.

And let's start with the reasons why the NFL hates your family.

I want to start there because not only do we have three games on Thanksgiving now.

Now we have a Thanksgiving Eve game.

Thanksgiving Eve is not even a thing. So let me walk you through this right now. That's kind of a thing. It's a thing when you come back from college and you hang out with all your friends who are all back home, not to watch football necessarily. You're going out to the bars. Yeah, you go to the bars and now you can watch the game. It's perfect. See,

this is why no one's

having sex anymore,

Derek.

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