I had to go down to McDonald's, because I didn't know when they were going to expire,

and I wasn't hungry, and I got the meal, and I ate at my car,

and I wasn't even all that happy about it, but, like, I was not going to let those points go by the board because I earned them. So I had a spite meal. Just let points die. No, they're my points. I earned them. They're my points. But you don't even know how to use them properly.

No, I know how to, like, redeem them.

Yeah, but you're spending more points to get things that you want when you could

use them six months ago for less.

Anyway, no, the points are designed for people like me who don't normally go.

It gets them going back, like, oh, I have points.

I have basically like a free meal here.

Let me go back and maybe I can get hooked.

You're already hooked.

They don't care about it. I could go elsewhere. No, you couldn't. Yes, I could. No, you couldn't. Yes, I could. I mean, in theory, yes, but in practicality, you won't. You're not this like, oh, you don't get how this is going to effing work. Pat's already explained it to you. At Mayo Experience.

Welcome to the Pat Mayo Experience, diving back into football in a mini version of Cuss Corner on today's show.

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Hell, Spotify, Apple, sub to those, and leave a rating and review. Five stars, be very, very helpful. But we wanted to make sure I missed

out on the last time that we talked about football on the show. I had no voice. I did tune in,

and you could hear me doing my dead-on RFK Jr. impression. However, I was not there for the full discussion. So I got

some follow-up questions. Jeff is on the line and joining me in studio coming off of doing a

fantastic job of filling in for me. It is Timandigast. Tim and August.

Not my name.

You did a great job.

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