Welcome, everyone. It is the KSR pre-show Wednesday, June 24th. I'm Shannon the dude, and you can give us a call in the Clark's Puppet Shop.

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I'm in Louisville. Billy is over in Lexington, who I'm sure has Dr. Dave's ultimate prep website pulled up, logged in, ready to go to talk about whatever Dr. Dave

wants us to talk about this morning. Isn't that right, Billy? I'm looking at the screen right

now, actually. I appreciate you defending me a little bit yesterday on Dr. Dave's, which I think you said this on the show yesterday.

I think you may have shown me Dr. Davis back in the day.

Yeah.

There's nothing wrong with that.

Like, I don't understand what Matt was trying to say that we're cheating on topics for radio because of Dr.

Dave.

That's no different than going to Google clicking on the news button and reading what's in the news. Like, this is just a website that kind of combines all that stuff into one. So you're not going to like 15 different websites to find stories. It just all kind of throws it there in your lap. Like here, here it is. Well, Iheart supplies this for us, right?, this is a tool that we can use. I feel like we'd be foolish not to use all the tools at our disposal. Ryan's like, how come we don't have a login? Well, you do. We can get that for you if you'd like to do a little show crap, Ryan. Like, hey, Matt and Ryan, you know, believe it or not, you actually have an IHeart radio email address. You just got to use it. Oh, wow. Really? Like, Matt has an I heart, but he refuses to log into it because he doesn't want to, you know, he feels like if he gets into it one time, then he's got to be responsible for checking the email every day. Like, that's what you do. But, yeah, so Dr. Dave's, yeah, I'll use it.

As a matter of fact, let's just use it right now.

I know the NBA draft happened last night. You guys watched it. You know what happened. We'll get into it in just a minute. But let's see what's on Dr. Dave's ultimate prep today. All right, let's do it. I'm going to hit you with a story right now right off the top,

and I feel like I would be perfect for this job.

You know, Billy, if this radio thing doesn't work out for me, with a story right now right off the top and I feel like I would be perfect for this job.

You know, Billy, if this radio thing doesn't work out for me, here's my fallback plan.

Dating.com is hiring a chief breakup officer to dump people for you.

So I've talked about this on KSR before.

Like I said, hey, I would do that for you. As a matter of fact, if you want me to dump somebody for you, I can do it on Cameo, like for $40. I'll dump somebody for you. Like, if you're too chicken to do it, I'll get on Cameo and do a video for you and let you know that your significant others breaking up for you. Like, I'll do that. Anyway. Will you have, will you be sensitive in the breakup or will you be evil laughing like a villain in the background? Well, you know, like when you do cameos, you get instructions on how they want you to deliver the message. So I'll go along with whatever you put in the description. But I'm just saying, I feel like I could do this. They're hiring the first ever

chief breakup officer, a fully remote part-time gig. Listen to this, Billy, paying $3,000 a month,

a month to professionally dump people. So there you go. I mean, that's, that's, it feels like an easy

gig, really. Like you could just work from home and you're getting paid $3,000 a month to just deliver bad news.

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