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Now, here's Matt Jones.

Welcome, everyone.

It is Kentucky Sports Radio Thursday. May the 7th, I'm Matt

Jones. We are here live in the studio in Lexington, Kentucky. Got Ryan Lemon and Drew Franklin.

Fellas. Well, first of all, the Clark's Publish Shop phone lines, 859-280-20-2-87. A-Vision Auto Glass Text Machine is 772-7-745-4 in this edition, sponsored by the T.J. Smith-Lawvis. If you call T.J. He'll make them pay. Ryan, you did KSR bowling last night, came back, so it was packed, and you are wearing the ugliest t-shirt I've ever seen. Good to see you. Berea Pirates today what are you talking about it's a beautiful shirt it's a terrible shirt but that's okay uh did you enjoy the bowling bowling was so much fun I mean it was packed last night I think they added maybe some more teams showed up more teams good and it was full it was packed the betty boops of course were there but it was it was so much fun last night. It's the only team name you, and I both know. It's the only one we mentioned. But Drew, spare change was our partner, and they've won the league the last two years. Did you talk trash to them? Oh, no. They're really good. They were talking trash to us. But I mean, it's a handicapped league. So if they won two years in a row, that suggests cheating. Because in a handicap league, like, you shouldn't win two years in a row. They're really good. Sounds fishy to me, Shannon. It's like spare change. Spare change. But don't they have the automated score scorekeeping? You don't write down your score anymore. No, I'm saying like if you're setting your handicap, then the way the league works presumably right is that you, it's if you do better than your handicap. Yeah. So if they've done better than everyone else at their handicap two years in a row, is that not a little suspect? There's some sandbagging? I'm not going to say what you're saying, but you'll be possibly saying the right thing you're trying to say. What does that mean? What did any of those words mean? My name's Bennett, and I ain't in it. I'm staying out of this conversation. well there you go uh you you'll you'll play later in the week yeah everything go you're good i like i've that's one of my favorite shirts you're at uk what is it roback roback got to rock my uk gear yeah i'm doing great uh last night was one of those nights where i didn't sleep though rough rough baby, rough baby night. So what makes it rough? What does the baby do?

Does it start quoting poetry or something?

Well, one, I couldn't sleep on my own.

I already knew I was in trouble.

As well as night, like TV's off and it's 2 a.m. I'm just looking at the ceiling. So I knew I was in trouble. And right as I started to drift off around three,

baby needed to get up.

But what do you do?

Like when the baby cries,

what are you going to do?

Stop crying, baby.

You just,

when you try to rationalize with it, that's kind of how I talk. But like you don't, when the baby starts crying, just out of, why don't just, why, why not just let it cry? I mean, I would, but it's next to the bed in a bass and a barrow. I mean, I just, again, it's a real question. I'm not like, why do parents, do parents think they can fix it? Well, my strategy is usually let her cry out a little bit. But if it goes on too long, especially when I'm trying to sleep, something's up, usually a wet diaper or hungry. So you got to get up, check the bridges. So could you go and like check to make sure there's not a wet diaper? Yeah. Make sure it's got like all its nutrients. Breathing and all that. And then just leave alone. Yeah. And then I went back to bed. But this point it's like four. What are you laughing? What a responsible parent you would be. But what is Drew supposed to do? Drew can't give it milk that I know of.

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