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🗓️ 15 December 2025
⏱️ 47 minutes
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| 0:48.6 | Thank you. Hello, Daily Show fans, it's the end of the year, and what a normal year it has been. |
| 1:08.2 | To wrap up 2025, we thought we get all of the hosts of the Daily Show, |
| 1:11.9 | cram them into the smallest room in the building and force them to talk to each other. I am one of |
| 1:17.7 | those hosts. You're already laughing, Ronnie. I love it. I'm one of them. I'm Jordan Klepper. |
| 1:22.2 | Let me pass it to Ronnie Chang so everybody can introduce themselves in case we all haven't taken |
| 1:25.8 | the time to learn each other's names. Oh, I'm Roy Chang. |
| 1:47.1 | Desi Lytic. Josh Johnson. Hi, I'm Michael Kossom. Good to meet you guys. Yes, to meet you guys. I'm really happy to finally meet some of the other hosts. Yeah. It is nice to be together because we are almost never. That's true. Not all of us, you know. usually maybe four out of five or like a good three. |
| 1:47.8 | Yeah. |
| 2:05.9 | But. almost never. That's true. Not all of us, you know, usually maybe four out of five or like a good three. Yeah. But yeah. Much less than a sweat lodge. Yeah. But you know that everyone thinks we're always hanging out all the time. Do you guys get that? Yeah. People always ask me like, what's it like hanging out everybody all the time and I say I don't know who you know. We hardly know each other. No, |
| 2:10.8 | I think we actually hang out more than we don't hang out as much as the public things, but we hang out more than that would be normal. Most coworkers. Yes, correct. Yeah. Yeah. That's true. The Daily Show |
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